412 in declaring, that a mob of happy fa of so many poor people, of the This passion for crowds is London. The man must hav who can be dull in Fleet-str hypochondria, but in Londe Often, when I have felt a v I rushed out into her crow tears have wetted my ch the multitudinous movi present at all hours, lik The very deformiti others, from habit do sion of shops where petual gauds and to I gladly behold eve The obliging cust which live by bow -do not affect m but urbanity, whe ness: I love the the medium mos of honour at w combatants wi in the detectic with which a cibly than a 1 versal instin government. Thus an cidents of alchymy w country, "F S ~ all teen more And sure, if the and the actions of the soul, and entertain solicitous to defend it from dis Manges to keep up.. in the imaginations of the poor s people, a generous horror of the workhouse more Je manner in which pauper funerals are conducted in netrups The coffin nothing but a few naked planks we-maned vel which, hiding the coffin that hides the rejs that which would shock us at two removes from oured coats of the men that are hired, at cheap mes carry the body-altogether, give the notion of the having been some person of an ill life and conversaural-one by whom some parts of the sacred ceremony some one who may not claim the entire rites of Chriswwwid be desecrated if they should be bestowed upon him. I meet these meager processions sometimes in the street. They day after. They have a harsh and ominous aspect. are sure to make me out of humour and melancholy all the If there is anything in the prospectus issued from Mr. Mid other-the want of a pall, (that decent and Where ha curiosity, ity of bei her belov have not ON BURAL SOLETI street, which pleases me less than the the six pairs of gloves are to be returned, ént, or, as the bill expresses it, for use, on e hood, scarfs, and hatbands may properly up after the solemnity: the cloaks no genink of keeping; but a pair of gloves, once not in courtesy to be redemanded. The certainly have the fee-simple of them. The e but trifling, and they would be a proper mee day. This part of the proposal wants reconsidernot conceived in the same liberal way of thinking st. I am also a little doubtful whether the limit, which the burial-fee is made payable, should not be ed to thirty shillings. ne provision, too, ought undoubtedly to be made in favour ose well-intentioned persons and well-wishers to the J, who, having all along paid their subscriptions regularly, e so unfortunate as to die before the six months, which would entitle them to their freedom, are quite completed. One can hardly imagine a more distressing case than that of a poor fellow lingering on in a consumption till the period of his freedom is almost in sight, and then finding himself going with a velocity which makes it doubtful whether he shall be entitled to his funeral honours: his quota to which he nevertheless squeezes out, to the diminution of the comforts which sickness demands. I think, in such cases, some of the contribution-money ought to revert. With some such modifications, which might easily be introduced, I see nothing in these proposals of Mr. Middleton which is not strictly fair and genteel; and heartily recommend them to all persons of moderate incomes, in either sex, who are willing that this perishable part of them should quit the scene of its mortal activities with as handsome circumstances as possible. Before I quit the subject, I must guard my readers against a scandal which they may be apt to take at the place whence these proposals purport to be issued. From the sign of the First and the Last, they may conclude that Mr. Middleton is some publican, who, in assembling a club of this description. at his house, may have a sinister end of his own, altogether foreign to the solemn purpose for which the club is pretended to be instituted. I must set them right by informing them that the issuer of these proposals is no publican, though he hangs out a sign, but an honest superintendent of funerals, who, by the device of a cradle and a coffin, connecting both ends of human existence together, has most ingeniously contrived to insinuate, that the framers of these first and last re tended. The two rows all round close-drove best black japanned nails-how feelingly do they invite and almost irresistibly persuade us to come and be fastened down! what aching head can resist the temptation to repose, which the crape shroud, the cap, and the pillow present? what sting is there in death, which the handles with wrought gripes are not calculated to pluck away? what victory in the grave, which the drops and the velvet pall do not render at least extremely disputable? but, above all, the pretty emblematic plate with the angel above and the flower beneath takes me mightily. The notice goes on to inform us, that though the society has been established but a very few years, upwards of eleven hundred persons have put down their names. It is really an affecting consideration to think of so many.poor people, of the industrious and hard-working class, (for none but such would be possessed of such a generous forethought,) clubbing their twopences to save the reproach of a parish funeral. Many a poor fellow, I dare swear, has that angel and flower kept from the Angel and Punch-bowl, while, to provide himself a bier, he has curtailed himself of beer. Many a savoury morsel has the living body been deprived of, that the lifeless one might be served up in a richer state to the worms. And sure, if the body could understand the actions of the soul, and entertain generous notions of things, it would thank its provident partner, that she had been more solicitous to defend it from dishonours at its dissolution, than careful to pamper it with good things in the time of its union. If Cæsar were chiefly anxious at his death how he might die most decently, every buri al society may be considered as a club of Cæsars. Nothing tends to keep up, in the imaginations of the poorer sort of people, a generous horror of the workhouse more than the manner in which pauper funerals are conducted in this metropolis. The coffin nothing but a few naked planks coarsely put together--the want of a pall, (that decent and well-imagined veil, which, hiding the coffin that hides the body, keeps that which would shock us at two removes from us), the coloured coats of the men that are hired, at cheap rates, to carry the body-altogether, give the notion of the deceased having been some person of an ill life and conversation, some one who may not claim the entire rites of Christian burial-one by whom some parts of the sacred ceremony would be desecrated if they should be bestowed upon him. I meet these meager processions sometimes in the street. They are sure to make me out of humour and melancholy all the day after. They have a harsh and ominous aspect. If there is anything in the prospectus issued from Mr. Mid dleton's, Stonecutter's-street, which pleases me less than the rest, it is to find, that the six pairs of gloves are to be returned, that they are only lent, or, as the bill expresses it, for use, on the occasion. The hood, scarfs, and hatbands may properly enough be given up after the solemnity: the cloaks no gentleman would think of keeping; but a pair of gloves, once fitted on, ought not in courtesy to be redemanded. The wearer should certainly have the fee-simple of them. The cost would be but trifling, and they would be a proper memorial of the day. This part of the proposal wants reconsidering. It is not conceived in the same liberal way of thinking as the rest. I am also a little doubtful whether the limit, within which the burial-fee is made payable, should not be extended to thirty shillings. Some provision, too, ought undoubtedly to be made in favour of those well-intentioned persons and well-wishers to the fund, who, having all along paid their subscriptions regularly, are so unfortunate as to die before the six months, which would entitle them to their freedom, are quite completed. One can hardly imagine a more distressing case than that of a poor fellow lingering on in a consumption till the period of his freedom is almost in sight, and then finding himself going with a velocity which makes it doubtful whether he shall be entitled to his funeral honours: his quota to which he nevertheless squeezes out, to the diminution of the comforts which sickness demands. I think, in such cases, some of the contribution-money ought to revert. With some such modifications, which might easily be introduced, I see nothing in these proposals of Mr. Middleton which is not strictly fair and genteel; and heartily recommend them to all persons of moderate incomes, in either sex, who are willing that this perishable part of them should quit the scene of its mortal activities with as handsome circumstances as possible. Before I quit the subject, I must guard my readers against a scandal which they may be apt to take at the place whence From the sign of the these proposals purport to be issued. First and the Last, they may conclude that Mr. Middleton is some publican, who, in assembling a club of this description at his house, may have a sinister end of his own, altogether foreign to the solemn purpose for which the club is pretended to be instituted. I must set them right by informing them that the issuer of these proposals is no publican, though he hangs out a sign, but an honest superintendent of funerals, who, by the device of a cradle and a coffin, connecting both ends of human existence together, has most ingeniously contrived to insinuate, that the framers of these first and last re ceptacles of mankind divide this our life between them, and that all that passes from the midwife to the undertaker may, in strict propriety, go for nothing: an awful and instructive lesson to human vanity. Looking over some papers lately that fell into my hands by chance, and appear to have been written about the beginning of the last century, I stumbled, among the rest, upon the following short essay, which the writer calls "The Character of an Undertaker." It is written with some stiffness and peculiarities of style; but some parts of it, I think, not unaptly characterize the profession to which Mr. Middleton has the honour to belong. The writer doubtless had in his mind the entertaining character of Sable, in Steele's excellent comedy of the Funeral. CHARACTER OF AN UNDERTAKER. "He is master of the ceremonies at burials and mourning assemblies, grand marshal at funeral processions, the only true yeoman of the body, over which he exercises a dictatorial authority from the moment that the breath has taken leave to that of its final commitment to the earth. His ministry begins where the physician's, the lawyer's, and the divine's end. Or if some part of the functions of the latter run parallel with his, it is only in ordine ad spiritualia. His temporalities remain unquestioned. He is arbitrator of all questions of honour which may concern the defunct; and upon slight inspection will pronounce how long he may remain in this upper world with credit to himself, and when it will be prudent for his reputation that he should retire. His determination in these points is peremptory and without appeal. Yet, with a modesty peculiar to his profession, he meddles not out of his own sphere. With the good or bad actions of the deceased in his lifetime he has nothing to do. He leaves the friends of the dead man to form their own conjectures as to the place to which the departed spirit is gone. His care is only about the exuviæ. He concerns not himself even about the body, as it is a structure of parts internal, and a wonderful microcosm. He leaves such curious speculations to the anatomy professor. Or, if anything, he is averse to such wanton inquiries, as delighting rather that the parts which he has care of should be returned to their kindred dust in as handsome and unmutilated condition as possible; that he grave should have its full and unimpaired tribute-a complete and just carcass. Nor is he only careful to provide for the body's entireness, but for its accommodation and orna |