compared with the fewing of uniforms. Sir, I will venture to fay, that a literary campaign, capable of driving Directors and republics to the de-1, would not coft, in paper and print, a quarter fo much as the volunteer corps pay for staytape and buckram only, and, at the same time, advance us much nearer to the defired object. This war, Sir, has been diftinguished by blunders -some few, I mean-but they have been fatal ones, and irretrievable. In truth, while we perfift in carrying on hoftilities with the fword, we shall find that the errors of the field are not to be remedied by an erratum; that the mistakes of rashness cannot be rectified by cancelling a fheet, and that the excefs of the enemy's forces over ours is not to be got rid of by a dele in the margin. All these difficulties would vanish were my plan adopted. Glorious would that campaign be, of which we could fay, that all the errors were typographical, and the most dreadful engines employed, merely printing-preffes. But on this fubject I fhall infift no farther. I have discharged my duty in propofing it. I can only now lament the continuation of the ancient fyftem, contrary to the experience of fo many years, and which experience, as far as it goes, is decidedly in favour of my plan. I fhall still pray for its fuccefs, in despite of all difcouragements, and figh for that happy period when we shall beat our fwords into ploughshares, although I question whether we have land enough to employ a tenth part of them! Sept. 9, 1799. I am, Sir, yours, A SCHEMER. MODERN MODERN PHILOSOPHY. [From the Sun.] [The following ftanzas were, we are told, the firft poetical effufion of a celebrated modern Philofopher, infcribed to a lady, whom he afterwards married; they will, no doubt, be favourably received by the admirers of that writer, as they appear to contain the cream of his doctrines. Thofe to whom the lines may appear fomewhat obfcure, will find that obfcurity vanifh, if they take the trouble to perufe the Strictures upon Marriage, Gratitude, and Human Perfectibility, in a work publifhed under the title of Political Juftice, together with an Eulogy on Avarice, a Differtation on the Condition of Servants, &c. contained in a late publication called the Inquirer.] N fpite of Philofophy's aid, IN I feel the foft paflion of love; That the mind, for eternity born, My turbulent paffions reprefs'd;- And GN, the champion renown'd Then Then turn, my fair pupil, a while, Your careffes, nor deem me capricious: But 't is noble to hoard up one's treasure. A fervant or flave to maintain; For with these ev'ry moment is fpent In mental repining and pain: For envy and malice combine The mind of the servant to stain; Restricted, alas! to port wine, While his master is quaffing champaigne. As for me, I will never confine Your beauties alone to thefe arms, Nor yet will you hear me repine, Though multitudes tafte of your charms : You will vow at the altar, indeed, you (wear. Since clearly are oaths fuperftitious: Pure truth I confider with awe, Inconftant Inconftant perhaps, not unkind, 'T will be ever my study to please; Your teeth and your eyes when they fail, ON A LATE ADDRESS OF THE FRENCH [From the Morning Herald ] Extract from the Prefident of the Directory's Letter to Massaredo, the Spanish Admiral. "From a small corner of the earth, which the fun seems to light with regret, England pretends exclufively to the fovereignty of the feas." VA AUNTING barbarians!-Though our little ifle When Sirius reigns, Pomona fhows her powers, Our theme-clad hills to numerous flocks give birth, SIEYES, avaunt!-nor tantalize thy fight But > But know, vain man! it e'er hath check'd the blow Whilft BRUNSWICK reigns, and Britain rules the waves. AN AMATEUR. WHIG CLUB; OR CHARLEY AND TOMMY. A TENDER CROWN AND ANCHOR IDYLLIUM: WITH ILLUSTRATIVE NOTES. [From the True Briton.] The Idyllium commences after the customary libation to the Health of Mr. Fox. ERE the dufky PATRIOT rofe, HE Strok'd his beard, fo black, crinofe→→ Thrice he figh'd, and iron tears Spoke his feelings-fpoke his fears. CHARLEY, "How I love thee, CLUB DIVINE! Britain's glory! Britain's fhame! * Hot houfe warm 'gainft Slav'ry's blights! Harmoniz'd with patriot moan,) "Yet I doubt fair Freedom's flain, Ne'er, ah! ne'er to rife again. "Times there were-alas! no more O the happy days of yore! When each village had its Club, Paine could write the Rights of Man. * "Confervatory of the principles of our ancestors." Vid. Speech apud Morning Chronicle, March 6. This was efteemed fo happy an expreffion, that Mr. Ee, with fymptoms of jealoufy, claimed it as his. All |