ANSWER TO A POETICAL EPISTLE. And maybe, Tam, for a' my cants, An' snugly sit amang the saunts, But fegs, the Session says I maun Than garren lasses cowp the cran Clean heels owre body, And sairly thole their mither's ban Afore the howdy. This leads me on, to tell for sport, 43 Cry'd three times,' Robin!' Come hither, lad, an' answer for't, Ye're blam'd for jobbin.' Wi' pinch I put a Sunday's face on, I scorn'd to lie; An' syne Mess John, beyond expression, A fornicator-loun he call'd me, An' said my fau't frae bliss expell'd me; Quo' I, I fear unless ye geld me, I'll ne'er be better.' 44 ANSWER TO A POETICAL EPISTLE. 'Geld you!' quo' he,' and whatfore no? If that your right hand, leg, or toe, Should ever prove your sp'ritual foe, You shou'd remember To cut it aff, an' whatfore no Your dearest member?' Na, na,' quo' I, 'I'm no for that, Gelding's nae better than 'tis ca't, I'd rather suffer for my faut A hearty flewit, As sair owre hip as ye can draw't, 'Or gin ye like to end the bother, I'll frankly gie her't a' thegither, An' let her guide it.' But, Sir, this pleas'd them warst ava, And left the Session; I saw they were resolved a' On my oppression. LETTER TO JOHN GOUDIE, KILMARNOCK. On the Publication of his Essays. O GOUDIE! terror o' the Whigs, Girnin' looks back, Wishin' the ten Egyptian plagues Wad seize you quick. Poor gapin' glowrin' Superstition, Alas! there's ground o' great suspicion She'll ne'er get better. Auld Orthodoxy lang did grapple, See how she fetches at the thrapple, Enthusiasm's past redemption, Gaen in a galloping consumption, Her feeble pulse gies strong presumption, VOL. II. Death soon will end her. E "Tis you and Taylor' are the chief, An' twa red peats wad send relief, An' end the quarrel. LETTER TO J—S T—T, GL-NC-R. AULD Comrade dear and brither sinner, How do you this blae eastlin wind, 1 Dr. Taylor of Norwich. LETTER TO JS T-T. Till by an' by, if I haud on, My heart-warm love to guid auld Glen, When bending down wi' auld grey hairs, years May he who made him still support him, God bless them a' wi' grace and gear! My auld school-fellow, Preacher Willie, The manly tar, my mason Billie, May he be dad, and Meg the mither, An' L-d, remember singing Sannock, An' her kind stars hae airted till her 47 |