THE WORK-TABLE. SOFA CUSHION, IN PRINCESS ROYAL CROCHET, EMBROIDERED. MATERIALS: 8-thread black and white Pearl Wool; blue, crimson, green, and amber 8-thread Wool, and any short pieces of colours; also a coarse hook of the kind already described for this stitch; Cord and Tassels. The cushion consists of stripes of various colours, arranged so as to harmonize with a line of pearl wool between every two, and also all round the cushion. For this you begin and end with this wool, and afterwards work two lines, to form the other two sides of the square. With the pearl wool work a chain of 70 stitches, and do one row forward and one backward, to make one pattern of this stitch. Join on a coloured wool, and work thirty rows, making fifteen patterns; then the two pearlwool rows again, then another colour, until you have five coloured stripes and six narrow pearl lines. Do a pearl line at the top and bottom. The pattern is worked in cross-stitch, which is done on this crochet as easily as on canvas. Use a large rug-needle, and single wool. The zig-zag line is in one colour, brown or black, the flower in three shades of bright colour. It may be worked entirely in one set of tints on each stripe, or each flower in a different one, according to taste. In the latter case you can use up any spare bits of wool you may have on hand: but the effect is, perhaps, better the other way. Suppose there are five stripes of the following colours-amber, blue, crimson or scarlet, green, and the design be worked on each in three shades of the colour following it, only with green on one amber stripe and blue on the other, it would look very handsome. The tassels to be made of wool of the leading colour, like those to the round cushion recently given. AIGUILLETTE. COLLAR AND CUFF, IN RAISED EMBROIDERY. MATERIALS: Fine Book Muslin, Valenciennes insertion, and Messrs. W. Evans and Co.'s Embroidery Cotton, No. 80. The peculiarity of this embroidery consists in the fact of the flowers being all wrought with the natural number of petals, and hollow or eup-like in form, as when growing. For this purpose the design is marked perfectly on the muslin; and, besides this, the upper part of each flower is traced separately, as will be seen in the section given of the cuff. This upper part, being worked heavily in satin stitch, is connected with the corresponding part of the flowers, by a row of button-hole stitch, through both, done along the outer edge, after they have been traced together. It will be seen that this upper part is not quite so large as the underpart of the calyx, and it is not intended entirely to cover the latter. With the exception of the flowers and leaves, the design is of a very simple character. The Valenciennes insertion (which must be laid under the muslin, and joined to it by a line of fine button-hole stitch, and a row of spots at each side) forms no inconsiderable portion of the collar; and on each side of it the pattern consists merely of spots and short bars simply sewed over. The insertion is laid under instead of over, as usual; because the tulips, being heavy, require the additional strength of foundation acquired by the double thickness. The stems, and parts of the leaves and petals, are much raised; but of the two latter some parts are filled with point de sable-very minute spots, worked close together. The border is a simple scollop, veined down the centre, AIGUILLETTE, CAVOUR. BY W. C. BENNETT. White, and cold, and still he lies, From where, beneath the Austrian's heel, she lay When those dread words sank grief into all eyes; He's gone. Who now shall be his land's great stay Who weakly said— His spirit seeks God's face; but never dies Nor the great thoughts he made the souls of acts- When all that to men seemed But fancies to be dreamed, He, with armed hand and wisdom subtly wise, Moulded to powers before earth's hushed surprise, Till dazzling light from the grim darkness streamed; The glory of his land from night redeemed, Which, while arms fiercely clashed As in the old days, on the world's sight flashed, Yes, to live on, and know And brighter broaden in the eyes of men; Whose deeds by new-born Livys shall be told; That mightier Virgils shall, to times of gold, Glory to him who such great days shall bring, Yes; the earthly garb he wore To Death, Life gave it; and the mighty soul To that eternal day That, soon or late, shall gather in the whole Crown him with glory! raise Co-equal, and rejoice That yet again its voice May speak in thunder, and again its hand, By your new greatness be his greatness told; And yet what earthly crown Needs he whose mortal dust goes down Yet, where'er his firm feet tread, IRREVOCABLE! Ah! mother, let me lay my weary head, So dull with pain, upon thy pitying breast! And when my words of self-reproach are said, Soon may there come the painless, noiseless rest That is for all the fittest and the best. And, even now, my soul begins to see That joy which is the portion of the blest; And of the spirits that are pure and free, The man seemed happier than e'en the boy; Flung its dim shadow on the purple gleam The bitter past my mind so plainly sees: Of that remorse which never seems to die; Although the moments are now ebbing fast; last! N ΑΝ OFFICIAL On the 8th of April last the British nation was engaged in the unusual operation of "putting itself down," not perhaps exactly in the manner which neighbours over the water would wish, but nevertheless in a thoroughly effective fashion. John Bull, having put himself down, and conjugated, in full chorus, the verb "to enumerate," his door received an official rap," and a man, “dress'd in a little brief authority," took away his confession, which Mr. John Bull had made not always in conformity with his own desire, but under the direction of the Act of Parliament 23 and 24 Vict., c. 61. I was the man who gave that "Official Rap ;" for, although the number of enumerators was legion, in every particular street it was the enumerator; therefore I may as well assume to myself the title of the original and only collector of the returns. I am not disposed to follow the example of some persons who have given any but the right reason for their making an appearance in public, but boldly avow that filthy lucre was my primary inducement for accepting temporary service under Her Majesty's Government. It must, however, be also understood that another object, in undertaking the office, was a vague expectation of amusement to be derived from the casting up and totaling of the British nation. I have called myself the universal collector of census papers, but what I am about to relate occurred in a suburb of London, which, when the population was previously numbered, was, with its dust-covered fields and broken hedges on the one hand, and heaps of bricks, scaffolding, and rapidly rising walls on the other, in that peculiar transitional state between town and country, which, like the east wind, is "neither good for man nor beast"; its houses affording neither shelter for bipeds, nor its unoccupied space food for quadrupeds. Ten years have, however, worked a change, and the district is no longer a desert, but a thickly-populated hive-a little world, in fact, having its artists and authors, butchers and barristers, cabmen and clergymen, drapers and dramatists, fundholders and fishmongers, jewellers and journalists, lawyers and labourers, musicians and manglers, surgeons and sweeps, tailors and topsawyers, warriors and washerwomen, cum multis aliis; indeed a complete colony, representing every branch of trade, nearly every profession, and possessing its social sliding scale, descending from an aristocratic few to a plebeian multitude; furnished also with its administrative machinery, its county and police courts, its vestry-room, its fire engine, its union, and its gallant band of volunteers; so that if the district were cut off from the great city, of which it is an integral portion, it would be found ready to undertake the task of self-government, A portion of this flourishing locality I traversed on the 8th of April last, collecting schedules from house to house, and announcing my advent by "an offi RAP. cial rap;" a public-house being my alpha and another public-house my omega. With the dignity befitting an enumerator, but with the guilty feeling of a respectable man who is seen going into a public-house at nine in the morning, I entered the "Sir Isaac Newton," and commenced my duties by informing the very fascinating young lady behind the bar that I had called for the census return. My communication was apparently of so facetious a nature that she immediately began to giggle, then to smirk, and finally honoured me with a coquettish toss of the head, and a long stare, as if I were altogether a very novel and amusing object to look at. I don't know, but possibly there may have been some connection between the absurd behaviour of that young woman, and the age assigned to her in the schedule; for as I glanced down the paper her giggling grew worse than ever, and then, without the smallest provocation on my part, she folded her arms, and, resting them on the beer-engine, looked me steadily in the face, and with the most terrible smirk exclaimed: "Now you wouldn't have thought I was as young as that, would you?" I can only say that my No! in reply to the query was most emphatic, and I turned upon my heel with alacrity, and just got outside the door in time to hear a voice from the bar-parlour shouting, "Ask the gent, Sarah, if he won't take anything." The offer, however, came too late; the gent had flown, and was busy in the street of which the "Sir Isaac Newton" formed the corner house. It was a long street of shops, from which the gloss of newness had not worn off: the gilded legends over the doors were bright and glittering, and the varnish and paint were SO smart that it seemed doubtful if they were quite dry. Down this road of commerce I marched, stepping in and out of the shops, and receiving the returns, in most instances, with a slap on the counter, as if the amount of business daily and hourly transacted was of a most extensive nature. Each schedule was properly filled up, and the collecting began, I must confess, to be rather monotonous. I suspected, after visiting twenty-four houses, that I was merely playing the part of an amateur postman, with the slight difference of receiving instead of delivering missives. I felt small, and to add to my discomfort I was attended down the street by a small cortège of young children, who followed at my heels, congregated round the door when I entered a house, and renewed their march after me when I came out. Theirs was no silent admiration of the enumerator: they passed their remarks freely upon my personal appearance. Tom requested Bill "to twig my boots;" Bill desired Tom to look at my "umbreller;" Dick pointed me out to Harry "as the cove with the hat ;" and Harry, having to enter a shop, took his leave by executing, a short distance in front of me, an eccentric dance, "There cannot be the slightest fear on that point," rejoined my companion, casting withering glances at me, and then adding, in a very sarcastic tone, "Perhaps you will admit this, when I tell you that for eighteen years I kept a first-class boarding school: fifty guineas a-year, Italian and music extra." Certainly I could not see the connection between the boarding-school and the census return, and I was proceeding to break the seal, when she laid her hand upon my arm, and in a stern voice said: "Promise me one thing." I stammered out, that it was impossible to make promises, but she interrupted me by adding: "Promise me, sir, that none but the Registrar General and yourself shall know the contents of that paper.' I started, and entertained some doubts of the lady's sanity; but she gave me little time for reflection. "Remember, sir, there are matters-delicate matters-which should not be made public; and I, therefore, if you have authority to open that packet, beg it may be placed by your hands in those of the Registrar General." shouting at the same time, "Oh isn't I a Cure? formed the lady it was absolutely necessary that -oh isn't I a Cure?" I must own, too, that I should see that the returns were properly filled when I recognised a lady of my acquaintance on up. the opposite side of the way, and took off my hat in a style of which I am rather proud, my dignity was not increased by Tom and Bill mimicking the performance, amidst shrieks of laughter from their youthful audience. I felt losing my temper, when, fortunately, a police man hove in sight, and Dick having called out "Here's the Bobby," the whole lot decamped; but, before ridding me of their presence, Master Tom made a pounce at the schedules in my hand, uttering the request "Give us one, master." In reply I raised my umbrella in a threatening manner; but he had vanished, and my sole consolation was a grumbling remark from an old gentleman, whose nose I had nearly hit, respecting "persons being more careful in the streets, and should not swing things about in that manner." I had a great desire to ask him what he meant, but abstained from doing so, and marched on, savagely determined to pounce down upon the first man who had made a mistake in filling up his return. To this end, at the next shop I sternly demanded if it were properly filled up. The proprietor, a very small man, with hair stiffly standing up from the top of his head, eyed me contemptuously; then, straddling out his two absurd little legs, and sticking his two thumbs in the arm-holes of his waistcoat, fiercely told me that he was surprised at my asking such a question, as "none but a born idiot could fail to understand the Government instructions." He glared at me after uttering this opinion, and then drawing himself up to his full height (five-feet one), walked down the shop, leaving me fairly astonished. I regret to say that an examination of this fiery gentleman's return proved that all the information demanded had been carefully supplied, but subsequent investigations gave birth to the belief that a large per-centage of my fellow-countrymen are "born idiots," and I would suggest that at the next census a column should be especially devoted to this particular chronic mental affliction. Though disgusted with that shopkeeper, he certainly broke the monotony of my rounds, and the very first "official rap" I gave, on arriving in a street of semi-genteel houses, where the householders principally described them selves as "letters of lodgings," was answered by an invitation into a parlour, where a majestic lady received me with a dignified bow, and impressively placed in my hand a sealed packet. "There, sir, is my paper." I bowed, and was proceeding to break the seal. "Surely it is not your intention to open it?" was the surprised inquiry. I intimated that my instructions obliged me to do so. "I then must observe, sir, that it seems strange, not to say unwarrantable, that my word is to be doubted: and I can hardly think that the authorities would sanction such a step." Although my dignity was hurt, I politely in It was with the utmost difficulty that I could refrain from laughing, but I did manage to keep my countenance, and gravely assured the lady that her wishes should be complied with to the letter. "Then I am satisfied, sir," was her reply; "I believe you only do a painful duty in opening that packet, and I thank you. Good morning." She bowed me from her room, and I was so tickled with that unmarried lady's feverish anxiety, when I looked at the age she had inserted in the return, and remembered her almost antediluvian appearance, that my next "official rap" was chararacterized by awell - executed tremulo, and, as if to make the burlesque more complete when the door was opened, the man who acted as porter went to the foot of the stairs, and shouted, loud enough to be heard half-way down the street, "Hullo, Betsy! here's the gent come to know your age!" From the street of lodging-houses I proceeded to one of the most nondescript description: every door-post was ornamented with a regiment of bell handles; commerce had settled in the areas and the attics; at one house a general shop-keeper kept his emporium in the front kitchen, and at another a tailor had established himself on the second-floor; washerwomen and sweeps abounded, and about the houses, roadway, pavement, and children there was a general look of dirt and industrious poverty. Diving down the area of the first house my descent was announced by an urchin shouting, as he passed, Milk, below!" and then, playfully tapping my hat, he hazarded the remark that he supposed there "was nothing hinside," which it must be owned rather ruffled me, and ill-fitted me for the calm performance of my duties, nor |