came, ministers would be exactly even with their opponents; in which case they had resolved to resign. Up the stairs and into the lobby came O'Doodle, breathlessly, with his prize. "Och, my dear O'Doodle!-Titmouse, ye little drunken divil, where have ye been?" commenced Mr. O'Gibbet, on whom O'Doodle stumbled suddenly. "Thank heaven! Good God, how fortunate!" exclaimed Mr. Flummery, both he and O'Gibbet being in a state of intense anxiety and great excitement. "In with him!-in with him!-by Jove, they're clearing the gallery!" gasped Mr. Flummery, while he rushed into the House, to make the way clear for O'Doodle and O'Gibbet, who were literally carrying in Titmouse between them. “Sir—Mr. Flummery!" gasped O'Doodle,-"ye won't forget what I've done tonight, will ye?" In "No, no-honour! In with you! with you! A moment, and all's lost." However, they reached the House in safety, Mr. O'Gibbet waving his hand in triumph. "Oh, ye droll little divil! where have ye been hiding?" he hastily whispered, as he deposited him on the nearest bench, and sat beside him. He took off his hat, and wiped his reeking head and face. Gracious heavens, what a triumph!—and in the very nick of time! he had saved the ministry! Tremendous was now the uproar in the House, almost every one present shouting, "Divide! -divide!" "Strangers, withdraw," cried the speaker. At it they went, with an air of tumultuous and irrepressible excitement; but, through Titmouse, the ministers triumphed. The numbers were announced Majority for ministers, Ayes, 301 Noes, 300 On which burst forth immense cheering on the ministerial side of the House, and vehement counter-cheering on the opposition side, which lasted for several minutes. The noise, indeed, was so prodigious, that it almost roused Titmouse from the sort of stupor into which he had sunk. Mr. O'Doodle accompanied him home; and, after taking a couple of tumblers of whisky and water with him, took his departure-caring nothing that he had left Titmouse on the floor, in a state of dangerous insensibility; from which, however, in due time, he recovered, but was confined to his bed, by a violent bilious attack, for nearly a week. Pro Mr. O'Doodle's services to the government were not forgotten. A few days afterwards he vacated his seat, having received the appointment of sub-inspector of political caricatures in Ireland, with a salary of six hundred pounds a year for life. His place in the House was immediately filled up by his brother, Mr. Trigger O'Doodle. fuse were Phelim's thanks to Mr. O'Gibbet, when that gentleman announced to him his good fortune, exclaiming, at the same time, with a sly smile-"Ye see what it is to rinder service to the state-ah, ha! Aisy, aisy-softly, say I. Isn't that the way to get along?" The injuries which Titmouse had received in his encounter with the waterman-I mean principally his black eye-prevented him from making his appearance in public, or at Lord Dreddlington's, or in the House, for several days after he had recovered from the bilious attack of which I have spoken. His non-attendance at the House, however, signified little, since both parties had been so thoroughly exhausted by their late trial of strength, as to require for some time rest and quietness, to enable them to resume the public business of the country. As soon as his eye was fairly convalescent, the first place to which he ventured out was his new residence in Park Lane, which, having been taken for him, under the superintendence of the Earl of Dreddlington and Mr. Gammon, some month or two before, was now rapidly being furnished, in order to be in readiness to receive his lady and himself, immediately after his marriage-his parliamentary duties not admitting of a prolonged absence from town. His marriage with the Lady Cecilia had, as usual, been already prematurely announced in the newspapers several times, as on the eve of taking place. Their courtship went on very easily and smoothly. Neither of them seemed anxious for the other's society, though they contrived to evince, in the presence of others, a decent degree of gratification at meeting each other. He did all which he was instructed it was necessary for a man of fashion to do. He attended her and the earl to the opera repeatedly, as also to other places of fashionable resort: he had danced with her occasionally; but, to tell the truth, it was only at the vehement instance of the earl, her father, that she ever consented to stand up with one whose person, whose carriage, whose motions, were so unutterably vulgar and ridiculous as those of Mr. Titmouse, who was yet her affianced husband. He had made her several times rather expensive presents of jewellery, and would have purchased for her a great stock of clothing, if she would have permitted it. He had, moreover, been a constant correct, since she had not the requisite strength of character; but she contemplated her future lord with mingled feelings of apprehension, dislike, and disgust. She generally fled for support to the comfortable notion of "fate," which had assigned her such a husband. Heaven had denied poor Lady Cecilia all powers of contemplating the future, of anticipating consequences, of reflecting upon the step she was about to take. Miss Macspleuchan, however, did so for her; but, being placed in a situation of cautious reserve whenever the subject was mentioned. Lady Cecilia had not vouchsafed to consult her before her ladyship had finally committed herself to Titmouse; and after that, interference was useless and unwarrantable. guest at the earl's table, where he was under greater restraint than any where else. Of such indiscretions and eccentricities as I have just been recording, they knew, or were properly supposed to know, nothing. "Twas not for them to have their eyes upon him while sowing his wild oats-so thought the earl; who, however, had frequent occasion for congratulating himself in respect of Mr. Titmouse's political celebrity, and also of the marks of distinction, conferred upon him in the literary and scientific world, of which the earl was himself so distinguish-great delicacy and difficulty, acted with ed an ornament. Titmouse had presented copies, gorgeously bound, of Dr. Gander's Treatise on Lightness, both to the earl and the Lady Cecilia; and the very flattering dedication to Titmouse, by Dr. Gander, really operated not a little in his favour with his future lady. What effect might have been produced upon her ladyship, had she been apprized of the fact, that the aforesaid dedication had appeared in only a hundred copies, having been cancelled directly Dr. Gander had ascertained the futility of his expectations from Titmouse, I do not know; but I believe she never was apprised of the fact. As far as his dress went, she had contrived, through the interference of the earl and of Mr. Gammon, (for whom she had conceived a singular respect,) to abate a little of its fantastic absurdity-its execrable vulgarity. Nothing, however, seemed eapable of effecting any material change in the man, although his continued intercourse with refined society could hardly fail to effect an advantageous change in his man ners. Lady Cecilia late one afternoon entered her dressing-room, pale and dispirited, as had been latterly her wont ; and, with a deep sigh, sunk into her easy chair. Annette, on her ladyship's entrance, was leaning against the window-frame, reading a book, which she immediately closed and laid down. "What are you reading there?" inquired Lady Cecilia, languidly. 66 Oh, nothing particular, my lady!" replied Annette, colouring a little; "it was only the prayer-book. I was looking at the marriage-service, my lady. I wanted to see what it was that your ladyship has to say” "It's not very amusing, Annette, I think it very dull and stupid." "La, my lady-now I should have thought it quite interesting, if I had been in your la'ship's situation!" 66 Well, what is it that they expect me to repeat?" "Oh! I'll read it, my lady-here it is," replied Annette, and read as follows: "Then shall the priest say unto the woman, wedded husband, to live together, after God's ordinance, in the holy state of matrimony? Wilt thou obey him, serve him, love, honour, and keep him, in sickness and in health, and, forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?' As for any thing further, Tittlebat Titmouse remained the same vulgar, heartless, presumptuous, ignorant creature he had ever been. Though I perceive in the Lady Cecilia no qualities to excite our respect or affection, I pity her from my very soul when I contemplate her coming union with Titmouse. One thing I know, that as soonN, wilt thou have this man to be thy as ever she had bound herself irrevocably to Mr. Titmouse, she began to think of at least fifty men whom she had ever spurned, but whom now she would have welcomed with all the ardour and affection of which her cold nature was susceptible. As she had never been conspicuous for animation, vivacity, or energy, the gloom which more and more frequently overshadowed her, whenever her thoughts turned towards Titmouse, attracted scarce any one's attention. There were those, however, who could have spoken of her mental disquietude at the approach of her cheerless nuptials-I mean her maid Annette and Miss Macspleuchan. To say that she loathed the bare idea of her union with Titmouse-of his person, manners, and character-would not perhaps be exactly "The woman shall answer, I will.” "Well-it's only a form, you know, Annette-and I dare say no one ever gives it a thought," said Lady Cecilia, struggling to suppress a sigh. “Then,” continued Annette, "your la’ship will have to say a good deal after the parson-but I beg your la'ship's pardonit's (in your case) the bishop. Here it is: "I, N, take thee M, to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, cherish" "Yes, yes I hear," interrupted Lady Cecilia, faintly, turning pale; "I know it all-that will do, Annette" "There's only a word more, my lady" "And obey, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I give thee my troth.' All this, your la'ship sees, your la'ship says, with your right hand holding Mr. Titmouse's."" Here a visible tremor passed through Lady Cecilia. "You may leave me alone, Annette, a little while," said she; "I don't feel quite well." “La, my lady, an't your la'ship late already? Your la'ship knows how early her grace dines ever since her illness." "There's plenty of time; I'll ring for you when I want you. And-stay—you may as well leave your prayer-book with me for a moment-it will answer me to look in it." Annette did as she was bid; and the next moment her melancholy mistress was alone. She did not, however, open the book she had asked for, but fell into a revery, which was disturbed only by her maid tapping at the door; and who, on entering, told her that she had not one moment to lose; that his lordship had been dressed for some time. On this her ladyship rose, and commenced her toilet with a very deep sigh. "Your la'ship, I suppose, wears your gold-coloured satin! it matches so well with the pearls," said Annette, going to the jewel-case. "I sha'n't wear any pearls to-day." "Oh! my lady! not that beautiful spray of Mr. Titmouse's? your la'ship does look so well in it." I was a sum of £20,000 due to Mr. Titmouse from Mr. Aubrey, on account of the mesne profits, £10,000 of which was guarantied by Lord de la Zouch, and would very shortly become payable, with interest; and the remaining £10,000 could be at any time called in. The sum finally determined upon, as a settlement upon Lady Cecilia, was £3,000 a year-surely a very substantial "consideration" for the "faithful promise" to be, by-and-by, made by her at the altar-and which, moreover, she conceived she had a prospect of having entirely to herself-really "for her separate use, exempt from the control, debts, and engagements of her said intended husband. am sorry to say that Lady Cecilia clung to the prospect of an almost immediate separation; which, she learned from several confidential friends, some of whom were qualified, by personal experience, to offer an opinion, was a very easy matter, becoming daily more frequent, on the ground of incompatibility of temper. A faint hint of the kind which she had once dropped to Miss Macspłeuchan, was received in such a manner as prevented her from ever repeating it. As for the earl, her father, I cannot say that he did not observe a depression of spirits in his daughter, increasing with the increasing proximity of her marriage. Since, however, he had entirely reconciled himself to it and was delighted at the approaching, long-coveted re-union of the family interests-he did not think of her having any real objection to the arrangements. As for her lowness of spirits, and nervousness, doubtless every woman on the point of being married experienced similar feelings. She herself, indeed, seldom if ever named the matter to her father in such "I sha'n't wear any thing of Mr. Tit-Ia way as to occasion him uneasiness. In mean," she added, colouring; "I sha'n't wear any thing in my hair to-day!" Many and anxious, it may be easily be lieved, had been the conferences and negotiations between the earl, Mr. Titmouse, and Mr. Gammon, with reference to the state of his property, and the settlement to be made on Lady Cecilia. It appeared that the extent of the encumbrances on the Yatton property was £35,000, and which Gammon had many ways of accounting for, without disclosing the amount of plunder which had fallen to the share of the firm or rather to the senior partner. The interest on this sum (£1,750) would reduce Mr. Titmouse's present income to £8,250 per annum; but Gammon pledged himself that the rental of the estates could, with the greatest ease, be raised to £12,000, and that measures, in fact, were already in progress to effect so desirable a result. Then there short, the affair seemed to be going on just as it ought to do; and even had it assumed an untoward aspect, circumstances had arisen which would have prevented the earl from giving his wonted attention to what in any degree concerned his daughter. In the first place, on his lordship's party coming into power, to his infinite amazement his old post of lord high steward was filled up by some one else! So also was the office of lord president of the council; and so, moreover, was every other office; and that, too, without any apology to the offended peer, or explanation of such a phenomenon as his entire exclusion from office. The premier, in fact, had never once thought of his lordship while forming his administration; and on being subsequently remonstrated with by a venerable peer, a cominon friend of the premier and Lord Dreddlington, the premier very calmly and blandly England, about the time I am speaking of, was smitten with a sort of mercantile madness-which showed itself in the shape of a monstrous passion for JOINT-STOCK COMPANIES. John Bull all of a sudden took it into his troubled head, that no commercial undertaking of the least importance could any longer be carried on by means of individual energy, capital, and enterprise A glimmering of this great truth he discovered that he had had from the first moment that a private partnership had been adopted; and it was only to follow out the principle-to convert a private into a public partnership, and call it a "Joint-stock Company." This bright idea of John's produced prompt and prodigious results—a hundred joint-stock companies expressed his regret that Lord Dreddlington | lord high steward;) not only, I say, had had not given him notice of his being still Gammon done all this, but infinitely more; -even in his advanced years-disposed to he had enabled his lordship, as it were, hold office; and trusted that he should yet "to strike a blow in a new hemisphere,' be able, and before any long time should and at once evince his fitness for the conhave elapsed, to avail himself of the very duct of important and complicated affairs valuable services" of my Lord Dreddling- of business, acquire an indefinite augmentaton." This was all that he could get from tion of fortune, and also great influence and the courteous but marble-hearted premier; popularity. and, for a long while, the earl could think of only one mode of soothing his wounded feelings-viz. going about to his friends, and demonstrating that the new lord steward and the new ford president were every day displaying their unfitness for office; and that the only error committed by the premier, in the difficult and responsible task of forming a government, was that of selecting two such individuals as he had appointed to those distinguished posts. He was also greatly comforted and supported, at this period of vexation and disappointment, by the manly and indignant sympathy of Mr. Gammon, who had succeeded in gaining a prodigious ascendancy over the earl, who, on the sudden death of his own solicitor, old Mr. Pounce, adopted Gammon in his stead; and infinitely rejoiced his lordship was, to have thus secured the services of one who possessed an intellect at once in the metropolis alone, within one twelveso practical, masterly, and energetic; who month's time. But then came the question, had formed so high an estimate of his lord-upon what were these grand combined forces ship's powers; and whom his lordship's condescending familiarity never for one moment caused to lose sight of the vast distance and difference between them. He appeared, moreover, to act between Titmouse and the earl with the scrupulous candour and fidelity of a high-minded person, consciously placed in a situation of peculiar delicacy and responsibility. At the least, he seemed exceedingly anxious to secure Lady Cecilia's interests; and varied-or appeared to vary the arrangements, according to every suggestion of his lordship. The earl was satisfied that Gammon was disposed to make Titmouse go much further than of his own accord he would have felt disposed to go, towards meeting the earl's wishes in the matter of the settlements;-in fact, Gammon evinced great anxiety to place her ladyship in that position to which her high pretensions so justly entitled her. But this was not the only mode by which he augmented and secured his influence over the weak old peer. Not only had Gammon, in the manner pointed out in a previous portion of this history, diminished the drain upon his lordship's income which had so long existed in the shape of interest upon money lent him on mortgage, (and which embarrassments, by the way, had all arisen from his foolish state and extravagance when "Rose like an exhalation" to operate? Undertakings of commensurate magnitude must be projected-and so it was. It really mattered not a straw how wild and ludicrously impracticable was a project—it had but to be started, and announced, to call forth moneyed people among all classes, all making haste to be rich-and ready to back the speculation, even to the last penny they had in the world; pouring out their capital with a recklessness, of which the lamentable results may prevent their recurrence. Any voluble visionary who was unluckily able to reach the ear of one or two persons in the city, could expand his crotchet intc a "company" with as little effort as an idiot could blow out a soap-bubble. For instance: one wiseacre (who ought never to have been at large) conceived a plan for creating ARTIFICIAL RAIN, at an hour's notice, over any extent of country short of three miles; a second, for conveying MILK to every house in the metropolis in the same way as water is at present conveyed, viz., by pipes, supplied by an immense reservoir of milk, to be established at Islington, and into which a million of cows were to be milked night and morning; and a third for converting sawdust into solid wood. Within three days of each of these hopeful speculations being announced, there were as many completely organized joint-stock companies established to carry them into effect. Superb offices were engaged in the city; patrons, presidents, vice-presidents, trustees, chairmen, directors, secretaries; auditors, bankers, standing-counsel, engineers, surveyors, and solicitors, appointed: and the names of all these functionaries forth with blazed in dazzling array at the head of a "Prospectus," which set forth the advantages of the undertaking with such seductive eloquence as no man could resist; and within a week's time there was not a share to be had in the market. Into affairs of this description, Mr. Gammon, who soon saw the profit to be made out of them, if skilfully worked, plunged with the energy and excitement of a gamester. He drew in Mr. Quirk after him; and, as they could together command the ears of several enterprising capitalists in the city, they soon had their hands full of business, and launched two or three very brilliant speculations. Mr. Gammon himself drew up their "Prospectuses," and in a style which must have tempted the very devil himself (had he seen them) into venturing half his capital in the undertaking!-One was a scheme for providing the metropolis with a constant supply of salt-water, by means of a canal cut from the vicinity of the Nore, and carried nearly all round London, so as to afford the citizens throughout the year the luxury of sea-bathing. Another was of a still more extraordinary and interesting description for carrying into effect a discovery, by means of which, ships of all kinds and sizes could be furnished with the means, by one and the same process-and that remarkably simple, cheap, and convenient of obtaining pure fresh water from the SEA, and converting the salt or brine thrown off in the operation, instanter into gunpowder! The reality of this amazing discovery was decisively ascertained by three of the greatest chemists in England; a patent was taken out, and a company formed for immediately working the patent. This undertaking was the first that Gammon brought under the notice of the Earl of Dreddlington, whom he so completely dazzled by his description, both of the signal service to be conferred upon the country, and the princely revenue to be derived from it to those early entering into the speculation, that his lordship intimated rather an anxious wish to be connected with it. "Good gracious, sir! to what a pitch is science advancing! When will human ingenuity end? Sir, I doubt not that one of these days we shall find a mode of communicating with the moon and stars!" "Certainly I feel the full force of your lordship's very striking observation," re plied Gammon, who had listened to him with an air of delighted deference. "Sir, this is a truly astonishing discovery! Yet I give you my honour, sir, I have often thought that something of the kind was very desirable, as far as the obtaining fresh water from salt water was concerned, and have wondered whether it could ever be practicable; but I protest the latter part of the discovery-the conversion of the brine into gunpowder-is-is-sir, I say it is astounding: it is more; it is very interesting, in a picturesque and patriotic point of view. Only think, sir, of our vessels gathering gunpowder and fresh water from the sea they are sailing over! Sir, the discoverer deserves a subsidy! This must in due time be brought before parliament." His lordship got quite excited; and Gammon, watching his opportunity, intimated the pride and pleasure it would give him to make his lordship the patron of the gigantic undertaking. "Sir-sir-you do me-infinite honour," quoth the earl, quite flustered by the suddenness of the proposal. "As there will be, of course, your lordship sees, several great capitalists concerned, I must, for form's sake, consult them before any step is taken; but I flatter myself, my lord, that there can be but one opinion, when I name to them the possibility of our being honoured with your lordship's name and influence." The earl received this with a stately bow and a gratified smile; and on the ensuing day received a formal communication from Messrs. Quirk, Gammon, and Snap, soliciting his lordship to become the patron of the undertaking-which he most graciously acceded to, and was easily prevailed on to secure several other highly distinguished names among his friends, who were profoundly ignorant of business in all its departments, but delighted to figure before the public as the patrons of so great and laudable an enterprise. Out went forthwith, all over the country, the advertisements and prospectuses of the new company, and which could boast such commanding names as cast most of its sister companies into the shade :-e. g. "The Right Honourable the EARL of DREDDLINGTON, G. C. B., F. R. S., F. A. S., &c. &c."-"The Most Noble the DUKE of TANTALLAN, K. T., &c. &c.”— "The Most Honourable the MARQUESS of MARMALADE, &c. &c. &c." The capital to be one million, in ten thousand shares of one hundred pounds each. Lord Dreddlington was presented with a hundred shares, as a mark of respect and gratitude from the leading shareholders; moreover, his lord |