IV.

But in his common garb a coat he wore,

A faithful coat that long its lord had known,

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That once was black, but now was black no no more Attinged by various colours not its own.

All from his nostrils was the front imbrown'd, And down the back ran many a greasy line, While, here and there, his social moments own'd The generous signet of the purple wine. Brown o'er the bent of eld his wig appear'd, Like fox's trailing tail by hunters sore affeir'd.

V.

One only maid he had, like turtle true, But not like turtle gentle, soft, and kind; For many a time her tongue bewray'd the shrew And in meet words unpack'd her peevish mind Ne form'd was s she to raise the soft desire That stirs the tingling blood in youthful vein, Ne form'd was she to light the tender fire, By many a bard is sung in many a strain : Hook'd was her nose, and, countless wrinkles told What no man durst to her, I ween, that she was old.

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VI.

When the clock told the wonted hour was come

When from his nightly cups the wight withdrew, Right patient would she watch his wending home, His feet she heard, and soon the bolt she drew. If long his time was past, and leaden sleep

O'er her tir'd eye-lids 'gan his reign to stretch, Oft would she curse that men such hours should keep, And many a saw 'gainst drunkenness would preach; Haply if potent gin had arm'd her tongue,

All on the reeling wight a thundering peal she rung.

VII.

For tho' the blooming queen of Cyprus' isle
O'er her cold bosom long had ceas'd to reign,
On that cold bosom still could Bacchus smile,

Such beverage to own if Bacchus deign:
For wine she priz'd not much, for stronger drink
Its, medicine, oft a cholic-pain will call,
And for the medicine's sake, might envy think,

Oft would a cholic-pain her bowels enthrall;
Yet much the proffer did she loath, and say
No dram might maiden taste, and often answer'd nay,

VIII.

So as in single animals he joy'd,

One cat, and eke one dog, his bounty fed; The first the cate-devouring mice destroy'd,

Thieves heard the last, and from his threshold fled : All in the sun-beams basked the lazy cat,

Her mottled length in couchant posture laid; On one accustomed chair while Pompey sat,

And loud he bark'd should Puss his right invade. The human pair oft mark'd them as they lay,

And haply sometimes thought like cat and dog were they.

IX.

A room he had that faced the southern ray,
Where oft he walk'd to set his thoughts in tune,
Pensive he paced its length an hour or tway,
All to the music of his creeking shoon.

And at the end a darkling closet stood,

Where books he kept of old research and new, In seemly order rang'd on shelves of wood,

And rusty nails and phials not a few:

Thilk place a wooden box beseemeth well,

And papers squar'd and trimm'd for use unmeet to tell,

X.:

For still in form he placed his chief delight,
Nor lightly broke his old accustom'd rule,
And much uncourteous would he hold the wight
That e'er displaced a table, chair, or stool;
And oft in meet array their ranks he placed,
And oft with careful eye their ranks review'd;
For novel forms, tho' much those forms had graced,
Himself and maiden-minister eschew'd :

One path he trod, nor ever would decline
A hair's unmeasur'd breadth from off the even line.

XI.

A Club select there was, where various talk
On various chapters pass'd the ling'ring hour,
And thither oft he bent his evening walk,

And warm'd to mirth by wine's enlivening pow'r. And oft on politics the preachments ran

If a pipe lent its thought-begetting fume, And oft important matters wou'd they scan, And deep in council fix a nation's doom, And oft they chuckled loud at jest or jeer,

Or bawdy tale the most, thilk much they lov'd to hear.

XII.

For men like him they were of like consort,

Thilk much the honest muse must needs condemn, Who made of women's wiles their wanton sport,

And bless'd their stars that kept the curse from them! No honest love they knew, no melting smile

That shoots the transports to the throbbing heart! Thilk knew they not but in a harlot's guile

Lascivious smiling thro' the mask of art :

And so of women deem'd they as they knew,
And from a Demon's traits an Angel's picture drew.

XIII.

But most abhorr'd they Hymeneal rites,
And boasted oft the freedom of their fate;
Nor 'vail'd, as they opin'd, its best delytes
Those ills to balance that on wedlock wait;
And often would they tell of hen-peck'd fool
Snubb'd by the hard behest of sour-ey'd dame,
And vow'd no tongue-arm'd woman's freakish rule

Their mirth should quail, or damp their generous flame: Then pledged their hands, and toss'd their bumpers o'er, And Io! Bacchus! sung, and own'd no other pow'r.