This gnaws his handkerchief, while that And now at Westmer go on." The occupations of First Term Day are further described in the following, by John Baynes, a lawyer, who lived in the latter half of the last century: the names all represent real persons : OF JUSTIFYING BAIL. "Baldwin. Hewett, call Taylor's bail — for I Shall now proceed to justify. Where's Taylor's bail? Hewett. 1st Bail. I can't get in. Austen. Silence - and if your lordship crave it, Mingay. No affidavit can be fuller. Well, friend, you've heard this affidavit: 2d Bail. Mingay. 2d Bail. Mingay. 2d Bail. Mingay. 2d Bail. Mingay. What is your trade? A scavenger. And pray, sir, were you never found I'm worth a thousand pound. A thousand pound, friend-boldly said - Willes. Ist Bail. Mingay. Reject him. Well, friend, now tell me where you dwell? Sir, I have lived in Clerkenwell These ten years. Half a guinea dead. (Aside.) My lords, if you've the notice read, Baldwin. Why, Mr. Mingay, all this vapor? Willes. Take till to-morrow. Lord Mansfield. Call the paper." "POOR ROBIN," whoever he may be, has his fling at the lawyers: "This day the long vacation o'er, And lawyers go to work once more, And then the two that were so warm Till they go home and work for more, Many legal odes have been written, but none better than this: "To a Sparrow alighting before the Judges' Chambers in Serjeants' Inn, Fleet street. Written in half an hour, while attending a summons: "Art thou solicitor for all thy tribe, That thus I now behold thee? one that comes Down amid bail-above, an under scribe, Away! 'tis vain to ogle round the square, — I fear thou hast no head To think to get thy bread Where lawyers are! Say-hast thou pulled some sparrow o'er the coals, I only hope no cursed judicial kite Has struck thee off the rolls! I scarce should dream thee of the law-and yet Art thou on summons come, or order bent? Tell me, for I am sick at heart to know. Say in the sky is there 'distress for rent,' That thou hast flitted to the courts below? Go to John Body—he's available— On Wednesday after th' morrow of All Souls. Or dost thou come a sufferer? I see I see thee 'cast thy bail-ful eyes around.' That thou wilt come, And meet the plaintiff Bird on legal ground. Through dingy arch-by dirty nook- Order for same. Thou twittering, legal, foolish, feather'd thing, Is sneaking, bailiff-like, to touch thy wing;- I do rejoice thou'rt off, and yet I groan To read in that boy's silly fate my own: I am at fault, For from my attic though I brought my salt, I've failed to put a little on thy tale!" The next two are from Cruikshank's Comic Alma nacs |