culty in understanding, and which certainly has the better chance of being perfectly correct in the true English idiom, as it has been very carefully revised and altered by my worthy friend, Mr. Henry Dundas. I have the honour to be, My Lord, Your Lordship's devoted servant, MOUNTMORRES. ODE, By the RT. HON. HARVEY REDMOND MORRES, LORD VISCOUNT MOUNTMORRES, OF THE KINGDOM OF IRELAND, &c. I. YE gentle Nymphs, who rule the Song, Whether you sip Aonias' wave, kon Who has woo'd your sex for many a year. II. Gold !—thou bright benignant pow'r ! Say, how my breast has heav'd with many a storm, Thou, whose high and potent skill, Turns things and persons at thy will! grace e'en loath'd deformity: Can straitness give to her that's crook'd, Record my throbs, recount my throes; How oft I sigh'd, How oft I dy'd: How oft dismiss'd, How seldom kiss'd; How oft, fair Phyllida, when thee I woo'd With cautious foresight all thy charms I view'd. How oft I trod, To count thy acres o'er; Or spent my time, For marle or lime, With anxious zeal to bore *! How Cupid then all great and powerful sate, When, for his darts, he us'd fair spreading trees, III. Oh, sad example of capricious Fate! Sue Irishmen in vain! Does Pompey's self, the proud, the great, What boots my form so tall and slim, When Lord Mountmorres went down into the country, some years ago, to pay his addresses to a lady of large fortune, whose name we forbear to mention, his Lordship took up his abode for several days in a small public-house in the neighbourhood of her residence, and employed his time in making all proper enquiries, and prudent observation upon the nature, extent, and value of her property:—he was seen measuring the trees with his eye, and was at last found in the ct of boring for marle; when being roughly interrogated by one of the lady's servants, to avoid chastisement he confessed his name, and delivered his amorous credentials. The amour terminated as ten thousand others of the noble Lord's have done! Why have I view'd th' ideal clock *, " 'Twas mine to urge the grave debate!" In form so native, neat, and new, In speech intended to be spoken !— IV. Pompeys there are of every shape and size : * An allusion is here made to a speech published by the noble Lord, which, as the title-page imports, was intended to have been spoken; in which his Lordship, towards the conclusion, gravely remarks:-" Having, Sir, so "long encroached upon the patience of the House, and observing by the clock "that the hour has become so excessively late, nothing remains for me but to "return my sincere thanks to you, Sir, and the other gentlemen of this "House, for the particular civility, and extreme attention, with which I "have been heard:-the interesting nature of the occasion has betrayed me "into a much greater length than I had any idea originally of running into; "and if the casual warmth of the moment has led me into the least personal "indelicacy towards any man alive, I am very ready to beg pardon of him " and this House, Sir, fo. having so done." That of all various Pompeys, he Forms one complete epitome! Prepar'd alike fierce Faction's host to fight, Or watch, with anxious eye, on Treasury-bone ! In him their several virtues all reside, The peerless Puppy, and of Peers the pride! V. Say, Critic Buffo, will not powers like these, 'Tis my hard lot to be; O let me then some justice find, Thy praise I'll tell, And with unprostituted pen. In Warton's pure and modest strain, Unwarp'd by Hope-unmov'd by Gain, I'll call the "best of husbands," and "most chaste of men!" Then will I lay the Tree unto the * Axe ! Resign the bus'ness of the anxious chace, Here find a snug relief! The vain pursuit of female game give o'er, And, hound of Fortune, scour the town no more! *This line is literally transcribed from a speech of Lord Mountmorres's, when Candidate some years ago for the Representation of the City of Westminster. |