WITH a benefice bleft, I refolv'd to enjoy And in harmless amusements my moments employ I don't like to chide my dear flock for their faults, My larder and cellar engage moft my thoughts, 'Tis better than scolding the Devil. At Christmas and Eafter, indeed, I appear, Exhorting my charge to repent; Then I fealt on the farmer's nice ham and strong beer, Like a bird on the wing, thence to Brighton away I hafte, to be loft in the throng; And his ears must be good that fhall hear me once pray, To London, in winter, rejoicing I hie, And you 'd fwear, from the spirit that beams in my eye, With a tafte fo refin'd, pray how could I endure Among my parishioners, vulgar and poor, Faith, I know life too well e'er to vegetate thus; Let me ask fome reformers who make fuch a fuss, G. THE THE MOCK PARSON. A TALE. [From the Morning Poft.] NOT twenty miles from Charing Crofs Nigh which all loving, willing people, A man came there (no matter whence), Thus once a wolf, the heathens fabled, To prey on mutton young and old. And to confult a brother Teague The honeft fellow's haple's life The fcolding vixen long had worried : But let us his finale trace, J. B. (VIRTUS TUTISSIMA CASSIS. (Virtue is the fecureft helmet.) Upon feeing the abové motto on a Lady's carriage, a'wag wrote these lines: BY Y this grave Latin motto, of honour the boast, That you boast on your head what you loft by your tail? EPIGRAM. WHAT epithets, exclaims a clown, To womankind belong! . Some are call'd Women of the Town, སྙ་ ་ 7 The diff'rence it is hard to trace, Though diff'rence ftill there's fome; 1 The W boldly one difplays, The other plays it mum. J.B. EPITAPH ON A TAILOR. HERE ERE refts a form, once like a man's Though fashion prefs'd his daily cares, At church, fometimes, on Sunday. At last stole on him unawares, Dromore. EPITAPH ON A JOCKEY AT NEWMARKET. T.S. BENEATH the green fod, in this fport-loving-place, CHIFFNEY. CHARACTER OF A JACOBIN. A JACOBIN's picture is eafy to draw, He can't bear to obey, but will govern the law; Never happy himself, he would wish to destroy EPIGRAM. YOUR comedy I've read, my friend, And like the half you pilfer'd beft; But you might still the matter mend— ON THE FACULTY OF PHYSICIANS. A ON FOR ON SIR WILLIAM OR HIS he fays HIS'N; and you, in return, Quiz. ON A CONCEITED STOCKBROKER. WHAT is that thing that chatters, grins, and stares? Why, that, dear Sir, 's a monkey among bears. EPIGRAM ON A JOLLY HOSTESS. S Suet and Bannister, men of renown, AS 'Stroll'd into an alehouse a few miles from town, A landlady, bigger than any run puncheon, Set before 'em a very fine tongue for a luncheon; "What a tongue he has got!" cries Dick, with fome d--ns : "Tis large," replies Charley," and fo are her bams!" TIM. TICKLER. ADDRESSED TO THE large AND BEAUTIFUL MISS N. ON BEING SEEN AT A LOTTERY-OFFICE. IF By Mr. Moore.] in wedlock a fpecies of lottery lies, To me fuch a ticket should roll, A fixteenth, I fwear, were fufficient for me, MODERN SONNET! TO AN OLD WIG. HAIL thou! who lieft fo foug in this old box? Oh! 't is not clos'd with glue, nor nails, nor locks, |