I fhall clofe with the admirable advice which Wolfey gives to Cromwell, and which I forefee you will confider as your motto: "Love thyself last;-cherish those hearts that hate thee: Corruption wins not more than honesty. Still in thy right hand carry gentle peace, To filence envious tongues. Be just, and fear not. MERLIN. BARONETS BADGED, or, THE HELMET AND BLOODY HAND: A FARCE PERFORMED AT CUMBERLAND HOUSE FETE, To all this gallant company, good humour, mirth, and greeting. Behold! two noble characters attend this merry meetingMake room! and fhould you want to know who are these curious elves, Be filent, ladies, if you can, whilst they explain themselves. Explanation, explanation, &c IST BARONET. Sir Booby Badge, a baronet, I am, 't is what I boast in, roafting. 2D BARONET. No mushroom I, Sir Title Type, whofe ancestors, 't is known, Two centries back with eight-pence bought that honour Speculation, fpeculation, &c. of the Crown. IST BARONET. From Avon's claffic banks we come, where late by gout infected, Our noddles, whilst the fit was on, a precious plan pro jected; T was ours the glorious fcheme to frame, in folemn con sultation, To make ourselves notoriously the eye-traps of the nation. Confultation, confultation, &c. 2D BARONET. And therefore we are come to town, and take the tafk upon us, To barter with the Throne again for more confpicuous honours ; In fhort, to get a patent grant, to drefs with fign or token, Which may denote us baronets, as plain as if 't were fpoken. Denotation, denotation, &c. IST BARONET. For fure fome badge we fhould not want, our rank in life that tells, When every fool's head is affign'd its proper cap and bells; 2D BARONET. The helmet and the bloody hand in vain our arms may boast of, If these heraldic ornaments we cannot make the most of; For never till the fame fhall grace the owner's head and back, By instinct will Sir John be known from any fimple Jack. Regulation, regulation, &c. IST BARONET. To be, or not to be, a baroner's the question; To leave no room, as heretofore, for doubt and falfe fuggeftion; Who would not fardels bear, when fuch appropriate bearing Would defignate the inward man, and fet the world a-ftaring? Defignation, defignation, &c. 2D BARONET. In this good work of lawful pride, 't is plain we are no flatterns, Drefs'd cap-a-pee of our defign experimental patterns: tion. 1ST BARONET. Under the mask we cannot fail fresh profelytes to gain, tion, Ours is a bona fide plot, and worthy imitation. Imitation, imitation, &c. IN THE BADGE OF HONOUR; OR, TITLE MADE NOTORIOUS. N this age of improvement, when every degree Derry down, &c. crowd; Yet that we are denied 'em you 'll all understand, On the Thames every fellow that rows in a boat, Chimney-fweepers have Parliament fauctions to clap Our Our ancestor knights were content to be known Derry down, &c. Then join our petition, fince we no more crave Derry down, &c.. A RECEIPT TO MAKE A PERFECT BEAUTY.." [From the Morning Poft.]; * TAKE, Townshend's brow, ferene and fair; *. With Hertford's ftep then graceful let her move, MR. EDITOR, A GENERAL ADMIRER FUMIGATION. [From the Morning Chronicle.] EVERY nian of fcience muft rejoice, that the pa triotic difcovery of Dr. Carmichael Smyth has been rewarded in a manner fuitable to the dignity of Parliament; and I hope the ingenious difcoverer of the mode of expelling corruption and corrupted air from Marchionefs Townfhend. + Dowager Dutches Rutland. N 5 hips fhips and houses, will make a fpeedy trial of its efficacy on a large building which I beg leave to point out, near Palace Yard. It was formerly ufed as a chapel, and divine fervice was for many years performed in it; but of late it has been ufed for very different purpofes, and within the laft fix years must have abounded in that fpecies of mephitic air which is moft pernicious to the Conftitution. This noxious air is, I am told, principally occafioned by experiments frequently made on the malleability and ductility of the precious metals, as gold and filver; and it is quite unneceffary to add, that metallic effluvia are of all others the most pernicious, and produce very extraordinary effects on the lungs of fome perfons, while, in the cafe of others, they are faid to take away all power of fpeech, leaving to the unhappy patients little elfe than the power of nodding affent to what another Lays. This noxious gas is the more hurtful, Sir, as its effects are not confined to the place in which it is generated, but fpread over the whole country (fuch is the nature of infection), and has even been known to affect other countries, being carried there on board of fhip in bales of loans, fubfidies, and other articles peculiar to English manufacture. I am the more defirous of pointing out this matter to my worthy friend Dr. Smyth, because the premises 1 fpeak of are now empty, the proprietor having determined on certain repairs, and particularly having iffued orders for a new fet of furniture. And the fumigation will be the more neceffary, because, however defirous the worthy proprietor is that his furniture fhould be regularly changed once in fix or feven years, fuch is the roguifhnefs of our cabinet-makers, that they frequently fend back the fame articles, only varnished over, with new braffes and handles, &c.. I am, Sir, your humble fervant, July 1. CHEMICUS. THE |