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proud of their future representative-of the choice which they were about to make. (Here the worthy speaker had some sudden misgivings as to the display likely to be made by Titmouse, when it came to his turn to address the electors :-so he added in rather a subdued tone)—It was true that they might not have, in Mr Titmouse, a magpie in the House, (laughter,) a mere chatterer—much cry and little wool; they had had enough of mere speechifiers at St Stephen's-but they would have a good working member, (cheers ;) one always at his post in the hour of danger, (cheers ;) a good committee-man, and one whose princely fortune rendered him independent of party and of the blandishments of power. In the language of the ancient poet (!) Mr Mudflint would exclaim on such an occasion, Facta, non verba quæro,' (great cheering.) And now a word for his opponent, (groans.) He was a mere puppet, held in the hands of some one out of sight, (laughter)—it might be of a base old boroughmonger, (groans)—who sought to make Yatton a rotten borough, (hisses,) a stepping-stone to ascendency in the county, (cries of Will he, though, lad, eh?') who would buy and sell them like slaves, (hisses,) and would never rest satisfied till he had restored the intolerable old vassalage of feudalism, (groans and hisses here burst forth from that enlightened assemblage, at the bare idea of any thing so frightful.) He meant nothing persorally offensive to the honourable candidate-but was he worthy of a moment's serious notice? (great laughter.) Had he an opinion of his own? (loud laughter.) Had he not better, to use the language of a book that was much misunderstood, tarry at Jerusalem (!!!) till his beard was grown? Was he not, in fact, a nonentity, unworthy of a reasonable man's serious notice? Was he not reeking from Oxford, (groans,) that hotbed of pedantic ignorance and venerable bigotry, (hootings,) surrounded by a dismal and lurid halo of superstition?" (groaning and hooting.)

Finer and finer was Mr Mudflint becoming every moment as he warmed with his subject-but unfortunately his audience was beginning very unequivocally to intimate that they were quite satisfied with what they had already heard. A cry, for instance, was heard-" The rest of my discoorse next Sunday!"-for the crowd knew that they were being kept all this while from one of their greatest favourites, Mr Going Gone, who had also himself

been latterly rather frequently and significantly winking his eye at those before him, and shrugging his shoulders. Mr Mudflint, therefore, with feelings of vivid vexation, pique, and envy, concluded rather abruptly by proposing TITTLEBAT TITMOUSE, ESQUIRE, of YATTON, as a fit and proper person to represent them in Parliament. Up went hats into the air, and shouts of the most joyous and enthusiastic description rent the air for several minutes. Then took off his hat the jolly Mr Going Gone —a signal for roars of laughter, and cries of coarse and droll welcome, in expectancy of fun. Nor were they disappointed. He kept them in good-humour and fits of laughter during the whole of his "address ;" and though destitute of any pretence to refinement, I must at the same time say, that I could not detect any traces of ill-nature in it. He concluded by seconding the nomination of Mr Titmouse, amidst tumultuous cheers; and, after waiting for some few minutes, in order that they might subside, Mr Gold took off his hat, and essayed to address the crowd. Now he really was what he looked, an old man of unaffected and very great good-humour and benevolence; and that, too, was extensive and systematic. He had only the week before distributed soup, blankets, coals, and potatoes to two hundred poor families in the borough, even as he had done at that period of the year for many years before. No tale of distress, indeed, was ever told him in vain, unless palpably fictitious and fraudulent. The moment that his bare head, scantily covered with gray hairs, was visible, there arose, at a given signal from Mr Barnabas Bloodsuck, a dreadful hissing and hooting from all parts of the crowd. If he appeared 'disposed to persevere in addressing the two or three immediately around him, that only infuriated the mob against the poor old man, who bore it all, however, with great good-humour and fortitude. But it was in vain. After some twenty minutes spent in useless efforts to make himself audible, he concluded, in mere dumb show, by proposing THE HONourable Geoffry Lovel DelAMERE, at the mention of whose name there again arose a perfect tempest of howling, hissing, groaning, and hooting. Then Mr Milnthorpe came forward, determined not to be "put down." He was a very tall and powerfully built man; bold and determined, with a prodigious power of voice, and the heart of a lion. "Now,

lads, I'm ready to try which can tire the other out first!" he roared, in a truly stentorian voice, that was heard over all their uproar, which it redoubled. How vain the attempt! How ridiculous the challenge! Confident of his lungs, he smiled goodhumouredly at the hissing and bellowing mass before him, and for half an hour persevered in his attempts to make himself heard. At length, however, without his having in the slightest degree succeeded, his pertinacity began to irritate the crowd, who, in fact, felt themselves being bullied, and that no crowd that ever I saw or heard of can bear for one instant; and what is one against so many? Hundreds of fists were held up and shaken at him. A missile of some sort or another was flung at him, though it missed him; and then the returning officer advised him to desist from his attempts, lest mischief should ensue ; on which he shouted at the top of his voice, "I second Mr Delamere!" and, amidst immense groaning and hissing, replaced his hat on his head, thereby owning himself vanquished; which the mob also perceiving, they burst into loud and long-continued laughter.

"Now, Mr Titmouse !" said the returning officer, addressing him on hearing whose words he turned as white as a sheet of paper, and felt very much disposed to be sick. He pulled out of his coat-pocket a well-worn little roll of paper, on which was the speech which Mr Gammon had prepared for him, as I have already intimated; and with a shaking hand unrolled it, casting at its contents a glance-momentary and despairing. What then would that little fool have given for memory, voice, and manner enough to "speak the speech that had been set down for him!" He cast a dismal look over his shoulder at Mr Gammon, and took off his hat—Sir Harkaway clapping him on the back, exclaiming, "Now for❜t, lad—have at 'em and away-never fear!" The moment that he stood bareheaded, and prepared to address the writhing mass of faces before him, he was greeted with a prodigious shout-hats, some waved, others flung into the air-and it was two or three minutes before the uproar abated in the least. With fearful rapidity, however, every species of noise and interruption ceased-and a perfect silence prevailed. The sea of eager excited faces-all turned towards him—was a spectacle that might for a moment have shaken the nerves of even a

man-had he been "unaccustomed to public speaking." The speech, which-brief and simple as it was-he had never been able to make his own, even after copying it out half-a-dozen times, and trying to learn it off for an hour or two daily during the preceding fortnight, he had now utterly forgotten; and he would have given a hundred pounds to retire at once from the contest, or sink unperceived under the floor of the hustings. "Begin! begin!" whispered Gammon earnestly.

“Ya—a—s-but-what shall I say?" stammered Titmouse. "Your speech"-answered Gammon impatiently.

"I-I-'pon my-soul-I've forgot every word of it!" "Then read it," said Gammon, in a furious whisper-" Good God, you'll be hissed off the hustings!-Read from the paper, do you hear!" he added, almost gnashing his teeth.

Matters having come to this fearful issue, "Gentlemen," commenced Mr Titmouse faintly

"Hear him! Hear, hear!-Hush!-Sh! sh!" cried the impatient and expectant crowd.

Now, I happen to have a short-hand writer's notes of every word uttered by Titmouse, together with an account of the reception it met with: and I shall here give the reader. first, Mr Titmouse's real, and secondly, Mr Titmouse's supposed speech, as it appeared two days afterwards in the columns of the Yorkshire Stingo.

"Look on this picture Mr Titmouse's ACTUAL Speech.

and on THIS!"

Mr Titmouse's REPORTED
Speech.

"GENTLEMEN, -Most un"Silence having been restorcommon, unaccustomed as I am, ed, Mr Titmouse said, that he (cheers)-happy-memorable, feared it was but too evident

-proudest-high honour-unworthy, (cheering)—day of my life-important crisis, (cheers) -day gone by, and arrivedtoo late, (cheering)-civil and religious liberty all over the world, (immense cheering, led

that he was unaccustomed to scenes so exciting as the present one- -that was one source of his embarrassment; but the greatest was, the enthusiastic reception with which he was honoured, and of which he

off by Mr Mudflint.) Yes, gentlemen-I would observe-it is unnecessary to say-passing of that truly glorious Bill charter no mistake-Britons never shall be slaves, (enthusiastic cheers.)-Gentlemen, unaccustomed as I am to address an assembly of this-a-hem! (hear! hear! hear! and cheers) civil and religious liberty all over the world, (cheers)—yet the tongue can feel where the heart cannot express the (cheers)—so help me! universal suffrage and cheap and enlightened equality, (cries of 'that's it, lad!') -which can never fear to see established in this country,— (cheers) if only true to-industrious classes and corn-laws yes, gentlemen, I say corn-laws -for I am of op― (hush! cries of ay, lad, what dost say about THEM?') working out the principles which conduced to the establishment a-a- -a-civil and religious liberty of the press! (cheers!) and the working classes, (hush!)-Gentlemen, unaccustomed as I amwell-at any rate-will youI say will you? (vehement cries of No! No! Never!') unless you are true to yourselves! Gentlemen, without going into-Vote by Ballot (cheers) and quarterly Parliaments, (loud cheering) three polar stars of my public

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owned himself quite unworthy, (cheers.) He agreed with the gentleman who had proposed him in so very able and powerful a speech, (cheers,) that we had arrived at a crisis in our national history, (cheering)-a point at which it would be ruin to go back, while to stand still was impossible, (cheers ;) and, therefore, there was nothing for it but to go forward, (great cheering.) He looked upon the passing of the Bill for giving Everybody Everything, as establishing an entirely new order of things, (cheers,) in which the people had been roused to a sense of their being the only legitimate source of power, (cheering.) They had, like Samson, though weakened by the cruelty and torture of his tyrants, bowed down and broken into pieces the gloomy fabric of aristocracy. The words

Civil and Religious Liberty' were now no longer a by-word and a reproach, (cheers ;) but, as had been finely observed by the gentleman who had so eloquently proposed him to their notice, the glorious truth had gone forth to the ends of the earth, that no man was under any responsibility for his opinions or his belief, any more than for the shape of his nose, (loud cheers.) A spirit of tolerance,

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