WHAT HAPPENED What became of Mookerjee? Ask Mahommed Yar Prodding Siva's sacred bull down the Bow Bazar. Speak to placid Nubbee Baksh-question land and seaAsk the Indian Congress men-only don't ask me! THE MAN WHO COULD WRITE Shun-shun the Bowl! That fatal, facile drink Has ruined many geese who dipped their quills in't, Bribe, murder, marry, but steer clear of Ink Save when you write receipts for paid-up bills in't. There may be silver in the 'blue-black'-all I know of is the iron and the gall. B OANERGES BLITZEN, servant of the Queen, Rise to high position through a ready pen. Boanerges Blitzen argued therefore-'I, [Men who spar with Government need, to back their blows, Something more than ordinary journalistic prose.] Never young Civilian's prospects were so bright, THE MAN WHO COULD WRITE Certainly he scored it, bold, and black, and firm, When the Rag he wrote for praised his plucky game, Boanerges Blitzen felt that this was fame. When the men he wrote of shook their heads and swore, Boanerges Blitzen only wrote the more; Posed as Young Ithuriel, resolute and grim, Till he found his furlough strangely hard to win, Then it seemed to dawn on him something wasn't right- Languished in a District desolate and dry; That was seven years ago-and he still is there. PINK DOMINOES "They are fools who kiss and tell'- Man may hold all sorts of posts ENNY and Me were engaged, you see, So a kiss or two was nothing to you Jenny would go in a domino- While I attended, clad in a splendid Austrian uniform. Now we had arranged, through notes exchanged Early that afternoon, At Number Four to waltz no more, But to sit in the dusk and spoon. [I wish you to see that Jenny and Me PINK DOMINOES When Three was over, an eager lover, Whom I took for my future bride. That is to say, in a casual way, With a kiss or two (which is nothing to you), She turned her head and the name she said But ere I could speak, with a smothered shriek Then Jenny came, and I saw with shame, She'd doffed her domino; And I had embraced an alien waist But I did not tell her so. Next morn I knew that there were two Dominoes pink, and one Had cloaked the spouse of Sir Julian Vouse, Our big Political gun. Sir J. was old, and her hair was gold, And her eye was a blue cerulean; And the name she said when she turned her head Was not in the least like 'Julian.' Now wasn't it nice, when want of pice Forbade us twain to marry, That old Sir J. in the kindest way, Made me his Secre-tarry? |