BILL 'AWKINS S anybody seen Bill 'Awkins?' 'Now 'ow in the devil would I know?' "E's taken my girl out walkin', An' I've got to tell 'im so Gawd-bless-'im! I've got to tell 'im so.' 'D'yer know what 'e's like, Bill 'Awkins?' 'Now what in the devil would I care?' "'E's the livin', breathin' image of an organ-grinder's monkey, With a pound of grease in 'is 'air— Gawd-bless-'im! An' a pound o' grease in 'is 'air.' 'An' s'pose you met Bill 'Awkins, 'I'd open 'is cheek to 'is chin-strap buckle, An' bung up 'is both eyes, too!' 'Look 'ere, where 'e comes, Bill 'Awkins! Now what in the devil will you say?' 'It isn't fit an' proper to be fightin' on a Sunday, So I'll pass 'im the time o' day Gawd-bless-'im! I'll pass 'im the time o' day!' T THE MOTHER-LODGE HERE was Rundle, Station Master, An' 'Ackman, Commissariat, An' Donkin' o' the Jail; An' Blake, Conductor-Sargent, Our Master twice was 'e, With 'im that kept the Europe-shop, Outside Sergeant! Sir! Salute! Salaam!' Inside 'Brother,' an' it doesn't do no 'arm. We met upon the Level an' we parted on the Square, An' I was Junior Deacon in my Mother Lodge out there! We'd Bola Nath, Accountant, An' Saul the Aden Jew, An' Din Mohammed, draughtsman Of the Survey Office too; We 'adn't good regalia, An' our Lodge was old an' bare, THE MOTHER-LODGE An' lookin' on it backwards For monthly, after Labour, We'd all sit down and smoke (We dursn't give no banquits, Lest a Brother's caste were broke), An' man on man got talkin' Religion an' the rest, An' every man comparin' Of the God 'e knew the best. So man on man got talkin', Full oft on Guv'ment service From Kohat to Singapore, I wish that I might see them, With my Mother Lodge once more. Outside Sergeant! Sir! Salute! Salaam!' We met upon the Level an' we parted on the Square, there! 'Cigar-lighter. 2Butler. 'Pantry. 'FOLLOW ME 'OME' HERE was no one like 'im, 'Orse or Foot, T" An' because it was so, why, o' course 'e went an' died, Which is just what the best men do. So it's knock out your pipes an' follow me! Follow me-follow me 'ome! 'Is mare she neighs the 'ole day long, An' she won't take 'er feed 'cause o' waitin' for 'is step, 'Is girl she goes with a bombardier Before 'er month is through; An' the banns are up in church, for she's got the beggar hooked, Which is just what a girl would do. We fought 'bout a dog-last week it were— But I strook 'im cruel 'ard, an' I wish I 'adn't now, |