On a scold (from the French): "Here lies my wife; and heaven knows, Another (from the French): "Here lies my wife, A fact that must tell, For her repose And for mine as well." "Here lies, thank God, a woman, who "Beneath lies my wife, In Horsleydown church, Cumberland : "Here lie the bodies Of THOMAS BOND, and MARY his wife. BUT, she was proud, peevish, and passionate. She was an affectionate wife, and a tender mother; BUT, her husband and child, whom she loved, seldom saw her countenance without a disgusting frown, whilst she received visitors, whom she despised, with an endearing smile. Her behaviour was discreet towards strangers; BUT, imprudent in her family. Abroad, her conduct was influenced by good breeding; BUT, at home, by ill temper. She was a professed enemy to flattery, And was seldom known to praise or commend; BUT, The talents in which she principally were difference of opinion, and discover- She was an admirable economist, dispensed plenty to every person in her family; BUT, would sacrifice their eyes to a farthing candle. She sometimes made her husband happy with her good qualities; BUT, much more frequently miserable with insomuch, that in thirty years cohabita- that, maugre all her virtues, AT LENGTH, finding she had lost the affection of her husband, as well as the regard of her neighbours, family disputes having been divulged by servants, she died of vexation, July 20, 1768, aged 48 years. Her worn-out husband survived her four and departed this life, Nov. 28th, 1768, William Bond, brother to the deceased, as a weekly monitor to the surviving 1 that they may avoid the infamy posterity with a patch-work character." In South Petherwin churchyard, in Cornwall : "Beneath this stone lies HUMPHREY and JOAN, They disagreed, But now all quarrels cease.” "Here lies THOMAS-and his Wife Who led a pretty jarring life, But all is ended-do you see, He holds his tongue-and so does she." On a scold "How apt are men to lye! how dare they say, LOVING COUPLES. At Dunstan, in Norfolk : "Here lies a noble pair, who were in name, In Rotherham churchyard: "We joined was in mutual love, And so we did remain, Till parted was by God above, In Ashbourne church, Derbyshire, is the following inscription: "To the Memory of Sir BROOK BOOTHBY, Bart. and Dame PHEBE his wife, he died 1789, and she 1788. "Here, blameless pair, with mild affections blest, In Worlingworth churchyard, Suffolk : "WILLIAM LING died Aug. 15th, 1827, aged 26 years. SARAH LING died May 22nd, 1828, aged 24 years. If truth and innocence deserve a tear, Here sweetly sleeps a pair snatch'd soon from life, May weeping friends, that shall approach this grave Those virtues imitate-tears could not save." In Wickham Market churchyard : "JAMES CHURCHYARD died March 5, 1851, aged 60. SOPHIA CHURCHYARD, his wife, died June 27, 1851, aged 59. In this cold bed, here consummated are, Whom envious death once parted, but in vain, That they that were one flesh, should be one dust." At Hackney, on a loving pair, named LOSTE; he died Nov., 1811, aged 85 years:— "These were a pair too scarce in modern life— The following inscription is copied from a churchyard in Essex : "Here lies the man RICHARD And MARY his wife: Their surname was PRITCHARD, |