We'd once a Buonaparte renown'd, Who tricks with us did try on; Our Iron Duke his hide did tan, 66 And well he did his task, sir,- THE GOOD OLD TIMES. ANONYMOUS.] [Tune-"Oh, Cruel." LET others sing of times to come Of joys that never will! My song shall be of days gone by: To the good old times! oh, the good old times! The world was full of honest hearts, And life went merrily. To the good old times! &c. In the days of youth, when all was flowers, And my spirits were light as the thistle down, I loved a fair and gentle maid With all the constancy That a mutual flame in youth can inspire; But, alas she jilted me. Oh, the good old times! &c. Friends of to-day, how vain are they! The partners of an hour, That fortune gathers round a man, As sunshine wakes the flow'r. My friend and I, in infancy, Play'd 'neath the same old tree : Till my friend arrested me. Oh, the good old times! &c. My country's cause was always mine- A patriot's name my dearest boast, Oh, the good old times! &c. 'Twas then I felt that honour dwelt In noble ancestry; That still in high and gentle blood Some secret virtues lie. My champion now I joy'd to hear Rail at the parvenu : But I soon found him on the Civil List With his wife and cousins too. Oh, the good old times! &c. Disgusted with the city's vice, A simple husbandman, my life But at night they broke into my folds, Oh, the good old times! &c. They told me 'twas my single state And to the altar soon I led Oh! then what joys, what hopes were mine! But my wife eloped with her cousin Tom, Oh, the good old times! &c. WHACK! FOR THE PADDIES, THEIR MAMMIES AND DADDIES. J. BRUDER.] Tune-"This London, sgrah ! it is the Devil's own Shop." FOR tightness, for brightness, For wit and politeness, Old Ireland is famed since the world first began; To set himself up by a neat Irishman? No man can get quicker; He ever feels grateful for women and wine; Or nymph to be toasting, Pat's first to begin, and the last to resign. Their mammies and daddies! 'Be their hearts free from sorrow, their hands free from toil; May they fight for the freedom Of nations that need 'em, And Pat never want a potatoe to boil. When Pat is a soldier, No one can be bolder; With gun on his shoulder, he marches to fight; He's first in beginning To fire on the foe, whether front, left, or right. But when foeman, falling, For mercy is bawling, Though Pat's nose has been nearly cut off by his blows; Pat's to him soon friendly, And argues thus kindly— "I wont cut off his head in revenge for my nose." Sing whack! &c. When Pat is in love, Och his arguments prove So just and so true, soon they conquer the fair; Says every lady, For love and gentility none can compare. He ne'er minds the distance: He'll drink and he'll fight, and a joke's his delight; Good humour attend him, And the man that offends him, He'll knock down with his left and pick up with his right! Sing whack, &c. THE YEAR THAT'S AWA'. ME, DUNLOP.] {Air Air-"It's good to be off wi' the old love." HERE'S to the year that's awa'! We will drink it in strong and in sma'; Here's to the sodger who bled, And the sailor who bravely did fa'; Their fame is alive, though their spirits are fled Their fame is alive, &c. Here's to the friends we can trust, When the storms of adversity blaw; May they live in our song, and be nearest our hearts, Nor depart like the year that's awa'. May they live, &c. FOR FIFTEEN SPRINGS I HAVE BEEN T. H. BAYLY.] OUT. [Music by GEORGE LINLEY. FOR fifteen springs I have been out, and I am thirty three, I never get proposals now, what can the reason be? All strangers guess me twenty-one and praise me to the skies, Because I have such pearly teeth and animated eyes. Would none but strangers saw me now! Alas, it is my lot To dwell where I have always dwelt, half rooted to the spot! Children who shared my childish sports have children of their own, And brats I once look'd down upon, are men and women grown! Last week a gallant son of Mars invited me to dance : We laughed, we talked ! I really thought once more I had a chance ! At length he said, "My dear Miss Smith, you don't remember me! I'm William Jones, twelve years ago, you danced me on your knee?" When fashionably dress'd, some friend exclaims, "Miss Smith I know You must remember sleeves like these at least ten years age." |