For it's I that intend to demonstrate "The fringes that circle its body, Which epicures think should be clear'd, Like a foreigner, breathes through his beard. Than this structure there's none half so queer, "Now these are the facts in the history YAWNING. CHARLES DIBDIN the Younger.] How I love to laugh! Never was a weeper, Tho' like a lazy calf, [Tune-" Bob and Joan." Have been a mighty sleeper. Once I got a place, But lost it the same morning, Then I fell in love, Hoping to get married, And near my point had carried, 'Cause, going to kiss one morning, Something set me yawning. Yea, &c. Now comes the worst mishap, I gap'd, and Mr. Strap, He gave me such a slice, sir, Would take a summer's morning, Lest I should set you yawning. Yea, &c. ABRAHAM NEWLAND. CHARLES DIBDEN the Younger. Š [Tune-"The Rogue's March," THERE ne'er was a name so bandied by fame, And you Notified Abraham Newland! I've heard people say, "sham Abraham " you may; But you mustn't sham Abraham Newland. For fashion or arts, should you seek foreign parts, Jew, Christian, or Greek, the same language they speak, That's the language of Abraham Newland: Oh, Abraham Newland! Wonderful Abraham Newland! Tho' with compliments cramm'd, you may die and be d-n'd, If you haven't an Abraham Newland! The world is inclin'd to think Justice is blind, Magical Abraham Newland! Tho' Justice, 'tis known, can see thro' a millstone, Your patriots who bawl for the good of us all, Invincible Abraham Newland! No argument's found in the world half so sound, If a maid of threescore, or a dozen years more, Deluding Abraham Newland! Tho' crooked and cross, she'd not be at a loss, F Thus for Abraham's smiles we're all practising wiles, And a night cap for Abraham Newland ! The bell tolls for Abraham Newland! For when Death he comes by, you know life's all my Obliged to live by rule, Tasks are got with pain; He sighs for home in vain ; But still the thought does cheer, That Christmas time is near, And then he may make himself an Actor. They all get up a play; To the long'd-for, wish'd-for night, Each relation This occasion, Must attend; Applaud the lad; Hey down, oh down, derry, derry down, Beginning thus the life of an Actor. He leaves school with regret, Buskin, sock, And is lock'd out. Hey down, oh down, derry, derry down; And all for the life of an Actor. Now open war declared No money and no home; Finds each sharing scheme Melting like a dream; The cup outside may glitter, But the inside's filled with bitter; |