SPOKEN BY MRS BULKLEY AND MISS CATLEY. Enter Mrs Bulkley, who courtesies very low as beginning to speak; then enter Miss Catley, who stands full before her, courtesies to the audience. Mrs Bulkley. and Hold, ma'am, your pardon. What's your business here? Miss Catley. The Epilogue. Mrs Bulkl. The Epilogue? Miss Catl. Yes, the Epilogue, my dear. Mrs Bulkl. Sure you mistake, ma'am. The Epilogue? I bring it. Miss Catl. Excuse me, ma'am. The Author bid me sing it. Recitative. Ye beaux and belles, that form this splendid ring, Suspend your conversation while I sing. Mrs Bulkl. Why, sure the girl's beside herself! an Epi logue of singing? A hopeful end indeed to such a bless'd beginning. Besides, a singer in a comic set Excuse me, ma'am, I know the etiquette. The house!-Agreed. Miss Catl. What if we leave it to the house? Mrs Bulkl. Miss Catl. Agreed. Mrs Bulkl. And she whose party's largest shall proceed. And first, I hope you'll readily agree I've all the critics and the wits with me. That modern judges seldom enter here. Miss Catl. I'm for a different set,-old men whose trade is Still to gallant and dangle with the ladies. Recitative. Who mump their passion, and who, grimly smiling, AIR.-Cotillon. Turn my fairest, turn, if ever Strephon caught thy ravish'd eye; Da Capo. Mrs Bulkl. Let all the old pay homage to your merit; Of French frisseurs and nosegays justly vain, To dress, and look like awkward Frenchmen here- Their hands are only lent to the Heinel.* Miss Catl. Ay, take your travellers-travellers, indeed! Give me my bonny Scot, that travels from the Tweed. Where are the chiels? Ah, ah! I well discern The smiling looks of each bewitching bairn. AIR.-A bonny young Lad is my Jockey. I'll sing to amuse you by night and by day, With Sandy, and Sawney, and Jockey, With Sawney, and Jarvie, and Jockey. Mrs Bulkl. Ye gamesters, who so eager in pursuit, Make but of all your fortune one va toute: Mlle. Heinel was, in 1773, the principal artiste at the Opera-house. Ye jockey tribe, whose stock of words are few, "I hold the odds,-Done, done, with you, with you." Ye barristers, so fluent with grimace My lord,-Your lordship misconceives the case." Doctors, who cough and answer every misfortuner, "I wish I'd been called in a little sooner;" Assist my cause with hands and voices hearty; AIR.-Ballinamony. Miss Catl. Ye brave Irish lads, hark away to the crack, Assist me, I pray, in this woful attack; For sure I don't wrong you, you seldom are slack, For you are always polite and attentive, Still to amuse us inventive, And death is your only preventive: Your hands and your voices for me. Mrs Bulkl. Well, madam, what if, after all this sparring, We both agree like friends to end our jarring? Miss Catl. And that our friendship may remain unbroken, What if we leave the Epilogue unspoken? Mrs Bulkl. Agreed. Miss Catl. Agreed. Mrs Bulkl. And now with late repentance, Condemn the stubborn fool who can't submit AN EPILOGUE, INTENDED FOR MRS BULKLEY. There is a place, so Ariosto sings, A treasury for lost and missing things; Lost human wits have places there assign'd them, Yes, he's far gone;-and yet some pity fix; EPILOGUE TO "SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER." + And quits her Nancy Dawson, for Che Faro; *This Epilogue was given in MS. by Dr Goldsmith to Dr Percy (now bishop of Dromore). It was written for "She Stoops to Conquer," but "Colman," as Goldsmith says in a letter to Mr Cradock, "thought it too bad to be spoken." + Spoken March 15, 1773, by Mrs Bulkley in the character of Miss Hardcastle. |