WARKWORTH. INDUCTION. Enemies to the King. TRAVERS and MORTON, Domestics of Northum berland. FALSTAFF, BARDOLPH, PISTOL, and Page. POINS and PETO, Attendants on Prince Henry. SHALLOW and SILENCE, Country Justices. DAVY, Servant to Shallow. MOULDY, SHADOW, WART, BULL-CALF, Recruits. FEEBLE, and FANG and SNARE, Sheriff's-Officers. RUMOUR. A Porter. A Dancer, Speaker of the Epilogue. LADY NORTHUMBERLAND. LADY PERCY, HOSTESS QUICKLY, DOLL. Lords and other Attendants; Officers, Soldiers, Messengers, Drawers, Grooms, &c. SCENE.-England. BEFORE NORTHUMBERLAND'S Enter Rumour, painted full of Tongues. Rum. Open your ears; For which of you will stop The vent of hearing, when loud Rumour speaks; Even with the rebel's blood. But what mean I They bring smooth comforts false, worse than Enter Northumberland. L. Bard. Here comes the earl. Nor. What news, lord Bardolph? every minute Should be the father of some stratagem1; [now The times are wild; contention, like a horse Full of high feeding, madly hath broke loose, And bears down all before him. L. Bard. Noble earl, I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury. North. Good, an heaven will! L. Bard. As good as heart can wish:The king is almost wounded to the death; And, in the fortune of my lord your son, Prince Harry slain outright; and both the Blunts Kill'd bythe hand of Douglas:young Prince John, And Westmoreland, and Stafford, fled the field; And Harry Monmouth's brawn,2 the hulk Sir Is prisoner to your son: O, such a day, [John, So fought, so follow'd, and so fairly won, Came not till now, to dignify the times, Since Cæsar's fortunes! North. How is this deriv'd? Saw you the field, came you from Shrewsbury? L. Bard. I spake with one, my lord, that came from thence; A gentleman well bred, and of good name, L. Bard. My lord, I over-rode him on the way; North. Now, Travers, what good tidings come with you? Tr. My lord, Sir John Umfrevile turn'd me back With joyful tidings; and, being better hors'd, Out-rode me. After him, came, spurring hard, A gentleman almost forspent with speed, That stopp'd by me to breathe his bloodied horse: He ask'd the way to Chester; and of him I did demand, what news from Shrewsbury. He told me, that rebellion had bad luck, And that young Harry Percy's spur was cold: With that he gave his able horse the head, And, bending forward, struck his armed heels Against the panting sides of his poor jade Up to the rowel head; and, starting so, He seem'd in running to devour the way, Staying no longer question. North. Ha!--Again. Said he, young Harry Percy's spur was cold? Of Hotspur, coldspur? that rebellion Had met ill luck! L. Bard. My lord, I'll tell you what; If my young lord your son have not the day, Upon mine honour, for a silken point3 I'll give my barony: never talk of it. North. Why should the gentleman that rode by Give then such instances of loss? [Travers, L. Bard. Who, he? He was some hilding fellow, that had stol'n The horse he rode on; and, upon my life, Spoke at a venture. Look, here comes more news. Enter Morton. North. Yea, this man's brow, like to a title-leaf, Important event. 2 Boar. 8 Lace-tagged. 4 Cowardly. Foretells the nature of a tragick volume: North. How doth my son, and brother? Your brother, thus; so fought the noble Douglas; North. I [ton: see a strange confession in thine eye: Nor. Yet, for all this, say not that Percy's dead. Thou shak'st thy head, and hold'st it fear, or sin, To speak a truth. If he be slain, say so: And he doth sin, that doth belie the dead: The tongue offends not, that reports his death: Not he, which says the dead is not alive. Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news Hath but a losing office; and his tongue Sounds ever after as a sullen bell, Remember'd knolling a departing friend. [dead. L. Bard. I cannot think, my lord, your son is Mor. I am sorry, I should force you to believe That which I would to heaven I had not seen: But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state, Rend'ring faint quittance, wearied and outbreath'd, To Harry Monmouth: whose swift wrath beat The never daunted Percy to the earth, [down From whence with life he never more sprung up. In few,3 his death (whose spirit lent a fire Which once in him abated, all the rest Than did our soldiers, aiming at their safety, mourn. In poison there is physick; and these news, Mor. The lives of all your loving complices Let us make head. It was your presurmise, Yet did you say,-Go forth; and none of this, L. Bard. We all that are engaged to this loss, Knew that we ventur'd on such dangerous seas, That, if we wrought out life, 'twas ten to one: And yet we ventur'd, for the gain propos'd Chok'd the respect of likely peril fear'd; And since we are o'erset, venture again. - I hear for certain and do speak the truth,- stones. Derives from heaven his quarrel, and his cause; Tells them he doth bestride a bleeding land, Gasping for life under great Bolingbroke; And more, and less, do flock to follow him. N. I knew of this before; but, to speak truth, This present grief had wip'd it from my mind. Go in with me; and counsel every man The aptest way for safety, and revenge: [speed; Get posts, and letters, and make friends with Never so few, and never yet more need. [Exeunt. SCENE II.-LONDON. A STREET. Enter Sir John Falstaff, with his Page bearing his Sword and Buckler. Fal. The brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to invent any thing that tends to laughter, more than I invent, or is invented on me; I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. I do here walk before thee, like a sow that hath overwhelmed all her litter but one. If the prince put thee into my service for any other reason than to set me off, why then I have no judgment. Thou mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels. I was never manned3 with an agate till now: but I will set you neither in gold nor silver, but in vile apparel, and send you back again to your master, for a jewel; the juvenal, the prince your master, whose chin is not yet fledged. I will sooner have a beard grow in the palm of my hand, than he shall get one on his cheek; and yet he will not stick to say his face is a faceroyal: nature may finish it when she will, it is not a hair amiss yet: he may keep it still as a face-royal, for a barber shall never earn sixpence out of it; and yet he will be crowing as if he hadwrit man ever since his father was a bachelor. He may keep his own grace, but he is almost out of mine, I can assure him.-What said master Dumbleton about the satin for my short cloak, and slops? Page. He said, sir, you should procure him 1 Against their stomachs. 2 Greater. 3 Put in possession of did say of wax, my growth would approve the truth. Ch. Just. There is not a white hair on your face, but should have his effect of gravity. Fal. His effect of gravy, gravy, gravy. Ch. Just. You follow the young prince up and down, like his ill angel. to the enemy as it is. I were better to be eaten to death with rust, than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion. Ch. Just. Well, be honest, be honest; And heaven bless your expedition! Fal. Will your lordship lend me a thousand pound, to furnish me forth? Ch. Just. Not a penny, not a penny; you are too impatient to bear crosses. Fare you well: Commend me to my cousin Westmoreland. [Exeunt Chief Justice and Attendant. Fal. If I do, fillip me with a three-man Boy! [beetle. L Page. Sir? Fal. Not so, my lord; your ill angel is light1; but, I hope, he that looks upon me, will take me without weighing: and yet, in some respects, I grant, I cannot go, I cannot tell2: Virtue is of so little regard in these coster-monger times, that true valour is turned bear-herd: Pregnancy is made a tapster, and hath his quick wit wasted in giving reckonings: all the other gifts appertinent to man, as the malice of this age shapes them, are not worth a gooseberry. You, that are old, consider not the capacities of us that are young: you measure the heat of our livers with the bitterness of your galls; and we that are in the vaward4-Go bear this letter to my lord of Lancaster; of our youth, I must confess, are wags too. Ch. Just. Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye? a dry hand? a yellow cheek? a white beard? a decreasing leg? an increasing body? Is not your voice broken? your wind short? your chin double? your wit single? and every part about you blasted with antiquity? and will you yet call yourself young? Fie, fie, fie, Sir John! Fal. My lord, I was born about three of the clock in the afternoon, with a white head, and something a round belly. For my voice,-I have lost it with hollaing, and singing of anthems. To approve my youth further, I will not: the truth is, I am only old in judgment and understanding; and he that will caper with me for a thousand marks, let him lend me the money, and have at him. For the box o' the ear that the prince gave you, he gave it like a rude prince, and you took it like a sensible lord. I have checked him for it; and the young lion repents: marry, not in ashes, and sack-cloth; but in new silk, and old sack. Ch. Just. Well, heaven send the prince a better companion! Fal. Heaven send the companion a better prince! I cannot rid my hands of him. Ch. Just. Well, the king hath severed you and Prince Harry: I hear you are going with Lord John of Lancaster, against the archbishop, and the Earl of Northumberland. Fal. Yea; I thank your pretty sweet wit for it. But look you pray, all you that kiss my lady peace at home, that our armies join not in a hot day! for, I take but two shirts out with me, and I mean not to sweat extraordinarily: if it be a hot day, an I brandish anything but my bottle, I would I might never spit white again. There is not a dangerous action can peep out his head, but I am thrust upon it: Well, I cannot last ever; But it was always yet the trick of our English nation, if they have a good thing, to make it too common. If you will needs say, I am an old man, you should give me rest. I would to heaven, my name were not so terrible 1 Punning on the coin called an angel. 8 Readiness. Fal. What money is in my purse? Page. Seven groats and two-pence. Fal. I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse: borrowing only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease is incurable. this to the prince; this to the earl of Westmoreland; and this to old mistress Ursula, whom I have weekly sworn to marry since I perceived the first white hair on my chin: About it, you know where to find me. [Exit Page.] This gout plays the rogue with my great toe. It is no matter if I do halt; I have the wars for my colour, and my pension shall seem the more reasonable: A good wit will make use of any thing; I will turn diseases to commodity.2 (Exit. And, my most noble friends, I pray you all, Mowb. I well allow the occasion of our arms: Hast. Our present musters grow upon the file L. Bard. The question then, Lord Hastinga, Whether our present five-and-twenty thousand جمال L. Bard. Ay, marry, there's the point: Ar."Tis very true, Lord Bardolph; for, indeed, 1 A heavy wooden hammer, requiring three men t |