They'll give him leave, if you ask 'em and say it's business o' mine. I built three boats for the Maoris, an' very well pleased they were, An' I've known Mac since the Fifties, and Mac knew me and her. After the first stroke warned me I sent him the money to keep Against the time you'd claim it, committin' your dad to the deep; For you are the son o' my body, and Mac was my oldest friend, I've never asked 'im to dinner, but he 'll see it out to the end. Stiff-necked Glasgow beggar, I've heard he's prayed for my soul, But he could n't lie if you paid him, and he'd starve before he stole! He'll take the Mary in ballast - you'll find her a lively ship; And you 'll take Sir Anthony Gloster, that goes on 'is wedding trip, Lashed in our old deck-cabin with all three port-holes wide, The kick o' the screw beneath him and the round blue seas out side! Sir Anthony Gloster's carriage - our 'ouse-flag flyin' freeTen thousand men on the pay-rool and forty freighters at sea! He made himself and a million, but this world is a fleetin' show, And he'll go to the wife of 'is bosom the same as he ought to By the heel of the Paternosters - there is n't a chance to mistake And Mac 'll pay you the money as soon as the bubbles break! Five thousand for six weeks' cruising, the stanchest freighter afloat, And Mac he'll give you your bonus the minute I'm out o' the boat! He'll take you round to Macassar, and you'll come back alone; He knows what I want o' the Mary. with my own. Your mother 'ud call it wasteful, but I've seven-and-thirty more; I'll come in my private carriage and bid it wait at the door. . . For my son 'e was never a credit: 'e muddled with books and art, And 'e lived on Sir Anthony's money and 'e broke Sir Anthony's heart. There is n't even a grandchild, and the Gloster family's done The only one you left me, O mother, the only one! Harrer and Trinity College-me slavin' early an' late — An' he thinks I'm dying crazy, and you're in Macassar Strait! Flesh o' my flesh, my dearie, for ever an' ever amen, That first stroke come for a warning; I ought to ha' gone to you then. But cheap repairs for a cheap 'un- the doctors said I'd do: Mary, why didn't you warn me? I've allus heeded to you, Excep' I know about women; but you are a spirit now; An', wife, they was only women, and I was a man. That's how. An' a man 'e must go with a woman, as you could not understand; But I never talked 'em secrets. I paid 'em out o' hand. Thank Gawd, I can pay for my fancies! Now what's five thousand to me, For a berth off the Paternosters in the haven where I would be? I believe in the Resurrection, if I read my Bible plain, But I wouldn't trust 'em at Wokin'; we're safer at sea again. For the heart it shall go with the treasure go down to the sea in ships. I'm sick of the hired women I'll kiss my girl on her lips! I'll be content with my fountain, I'll drink from my own well, And the wife of my youth shall charm me go to Hell! an' the rest can (Dickie, he will, that's certain.) I'll lie in our standin'-bed, An' Mac'll take her in ballast an' she trims best by the Down by the head an' sinkin', her fires are drawn and cold, And the water's splashin' hollow on the skin of the empty hold Churning an' choking and chuckling, quiet and scummy and dark Full to her lower hatches and risin' steady. Hark! That was the after-bulkhead. . . . She's flooded from stem Never seen death yet, Dickie? . . . Well, now is your time to learn! THE BALLAD OF "THE BOLIVAR " 1890 SEVEN men from all the world back to Docks again, We put out from Sunderland loaded down with rails; Racketing her rivets loose, smoke-stack white as snow, One by one the Lights came up, winked and let us by; Trailing like a wounded duck, working out her soul; Just a funnel and a mast lurching through the spray- Felt her hog and felt her sag, betted when she'd break; Wondered every time she raced if she'd stand the shock; Heard the seas like drunken men pounding at her strake; Hoped the Lord 'ud keep his thumb on the plummer-block. Banged against the iron decks, bilges choked with coal; Flayed and frozen foot and hand, sick of heart and soul; Last we prayed she 'd buck herself into Judgment Day — Hi! we cursed the Bolivar knocking round the Bay! O her nose flung up to sky, groaning to be still · Up and down and back we went, never time for breath; Then the money paid at Lloyd's caught her by the heel, And the stars ran round and round dancin' at our death! Aching for an hour's sleep, dozing off between ; Once we saw between the squalls, lyin' head to swell Then a greyback cleared us out, then the skipper laughed; "Boys, the wheel has gone to Hell - rig the winches aft! "Yoke the kicking rudder-head — get her under way!" So we steered her, pully-haul, out across the Bay! Just a pack o' rotten plates puttied up with tar, Euchred God Almighty's storm, bluffed the Eternal Sea! Seven men from all the world back to town again, THE BALLAD OF THE "CLAMPHERDOWN" 1892 It was our war-ship Clampherdown Would sweep the Channel clean, She had one bow-gun of a hundred ton, They dipped their noses deep in the sea, It was our war-ship Clampherdown That carried the dainty Hotchkiss gun She opened fire at seven miles - |