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The old Scottish name for the bat.

† [Poosie Nansie's, "The scene of the 'Jolly Beggars,' was a public house in Mauchline of the lowest possible description, to which beggars and vagrants resorted for lodging and food. It was adapted for the entertainment of such characters only, and no other sort of persons ever entered it, excepting, perhaps, such wags as Burns himself, when bent upon amusement, and desirous of seeing the lowest scenes which human nature can exhibit.

"As the approach of night calls home all the creatures of animated nature to rest and enjoyment, so, in these good old times, did Saturday night, the sun-set of the week, bring to roost all the stray sons of poverty, bent upon compensating, by the festivity of one night, the contumelies, the wanderings, the hunger, cold, pain, and abstinence, of the rest. On that evening, therefore, whole fleets of mendicants might be seen thronging the roads, bound for Poosie Nansie's, to haud the splore,' and pouring in at all the 'town-ends' in Mauchline. Her oval-shaped door received them within its crater, as the bung-hole in the genie's cask, in the Arabian Nights' Entertainments, received the vapour into which the fisherman had caused him to dissolve himself. Then would there be recognitions of acquaintance, and the most ceremonious shaking of hands imaginable; for they were always ceremonious, till such time as the ice of politeness was thawed by the genial warmth of a few preliminary drams; when, of course, there was a greater community of friendly feeling throughout. But not more wonders in the dissolution of ceremony did Poosie's Kilbagie achieve, than did her large pulpit-looking fire, round which they gathered, in respect of relaxing with equally potent heat the cripple limbs of the company. The miserable wretch who perished with the rheumatism, and walked double through the week, was cured in an instant, as if the demon of the disease had fled from his bones on coming within the influence of a spell. The Po-or ou-ld bli-nd man,' who had howled forth the terrible circumstances of his condition, vexing the ears of the lieges, for six long days, suddenly opened his eyes to the blessings before him, as if he had only awoke from a long sleep. The poor sailor lad,' too, who had lost an arm with Rodney, on the glorious 12th of August, 1782, seemed suddenly to forget all the effects of the engagement, and, in the twinkling of a handspike, the long deceased limb sprang from the jacket, into all its pristine health and vigour. More astonishing resurrections than even that took place. Limbs accustomed to limp wi' the spavie,' recovered their vigour and proportion. Legs grew down from trunks formerly detruncated, and arms sprang from shoulders erst apparently stumps. Immense blotches that, in week days, excited the commiseration of the charitable, in the character of plague spots upon the skin, at once disappeared, and, like the baseless fabric of a vision, left not a wreck behind.' The

man

'with a brown leg and blue one,' who had had the black scurvy in Jamaica, and come home a poor helpless object,' became in a moment the soundest and liveliest man in the company; and the wretch who trembled through the week between two crutches, as if every part of his body were taking leave of the other, now shivering with the ague, and at other times agonized by the cramp, threw by his wooden In short, the transformafriends and was himself again.' tions and cures accomplished at Poosie Nansie's fire-side were miraculous and manifold. Suffice it to say that the blind saw, the deaf heard, the dumb spoke, (nay, 'ranted and sang,') the lame walked-and all drunk. In the latter department, there was not a single inefficient member.

"No sooner were the window-shutters of night all fairly closed in, and every thing snug, than the festivities of the evening commenced, Tea was paraded by the females of the company, and drunk from luggies, caups and tinnies, all of Fowls and pieces of meat them vessels not easily broken. were sometimes produced from secret wallets, and bacon ham was no unusual dish; all of which were hastily prepared

BEGGARS.

When hailstanes drive wi' bitter skyte,
And infant frosts begin to bite,

In hoary cranreuch drest;
Ae night at e'en a merry core
O'randie, gangrel bodies,

In Poosie Nansie'st held the splore,
To drink their orra duddies:
Wi' quaffing and laughing,
They ranted and they sang;

by frying-for they had no delicacy of taste in cooking. To
these were added savoury messes, consisting of cold meat,
eggs, hares, and other articles of food the most incongruous
in association, seasoned highly with salt, pepper, onions, and
As soon as the feast was pretty well
occasionally garlic.
over-for it never could be said to be altogether done-the
fiercer debaucheries began, and the hostess was in perpetual
demand for supplies of more liquor. Nansie did not retail
spirits herself, but procured what was wanted from a neigh-
her custom, which she contrived to increase not a little by
bouring shop, where she was allowed a small emolument for
cheating her guests of an enormous commission (in kind) for
her trouble. Kilbagie was then sold so low as one penny per
gill; of course it was quite possible to get completely intoxi-
Over this stuff they were wont to
cated for four pence.
carouse till midnight, when the 'mirth and fun' generally
grew so fast and furious' that nothing could contain them,
and their joy could only find vent in the confusion of a dance
or a squabble. If the former amicable method chanced to
be adopted, the floor was cleared in an instant for action.
The whole of Nansic's furniture was promiscuously huddled
into a corner, and to it they set, men, women, and children,
like a parcel of infuriated Bacchanalians, tossing their limbs
wildly about, and using gesticulations, and setting into atti-
tudes that no language can paint. After tiring of this exer-
cise, they would again sit down to deep debauch, and drink
till morning light, about which time all that had survived
the soporific effects of the liquor were commonly engaged in
a Polymachia, or battle general; which exertion was for the
most part quite as effectual in laying the company low as
the Kilbagie. They seemed to fight themselves out, in
short; and one by one dropped from the scene, till not a
combatant was left. All were on the floor, dead, flat, and
peaceable. Sunday morning, which, rising in Scotland, finds
all nature reduced to a state of perfect calm, usually found
the inmates of Poosie Nansie in the same circumstances.
All was quiet; but it was the quiet of desolation. The whole
apartment seemed strewn with the ruins of the human race,
a heterogeneous chaos of carcasses, heads, arms, women,
children, wooden legs, and other fragments of humanity,
together with the no less disabled pieces of Nansie's furni-
ture, that were in every respect analagous to the strange
beings who used them on the preceding evening.

"Through the course of Sunday, it was observed that the
inmates of Nansie's mansion were wonderfully quiet and
sitting upon turf seats at the door, smoking and talking;
orderly. If the weather was good, many put off the day by
while the children lay half naked upon the green, amusing
themselves with every species of feat and play, like Nereids
In proportion as the debauch
or battle of the preceding evening had been fierce and fatal,
sporting on the azure wave,
the conversations of Sunday were harmonious, and the har-
mony universal. Whatever were the injuries received in the
fray, none of them were remembered. It seemed to be then
the general wish that an amnesty should be agreed upon,
and no revenge taken for former aggressions. At the close
of night, however, the splore was again commenced with
considerable briskness, But the festivities of this evening
never reached within many degrees of their Saturday night
jollifications, in intenseness of enjoyment or obstreperous-
ness of mirth, partly for the sake of decorum, partly on
account of low finances, and principally because their spirits,
which, suppressed through the week, burst out into the
most violent expressions upon Saturday-night, were so far
exhausted by the first overflow that little material remained
to be expended upon the second. On Monday morning, it
was a rich sight to see the crapulous wretches take their
departure from Mauchline, with empty wailets, sore heads,
and sneaking aspects-so completely spent in every respect
by the excesses they had committed, that their wretched
appearance looked a thousand times more wretched; and
what had formerly seemed only ruins of humanity was now
the wreck of ruins."-CHAMBERS.

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Wi' jumping and thumping, The vera girdle rang.

First, neist the fire, in auld red rags,
Ane sat, weel brac'd wi' mealy bags,
And knapsack a' in order;
His doxy lay within his arm,
Wi' usquebae an' blankets warm—
She blinket on her sodger:
An' ay he gied the tozie drab

The tither skelpin' kiss,
While she held up her greedy gab
Just like an aumos dish."

Ilk smack still, did crack still,
Just like a cadger's whup,
Then staggering and swaggering
He roar'd this ditty up-

AIR.

Tune-Soldier's Joy.

I am a son of Mars, who have been in many wars, And show my cuts and scars wherever I come; This here was for a wench, and that other in a trench, [the drum. When welcoming the French at the sound of Lal de daudle, &c.

"Burns here likens a lady's mouth, rather irreverently, to an 'aumos dish; and, perhaps, few readers of the poems of that immortal bard are aware of what he means by the expression. The 'aumos dish,' or 'beggar's dish,' as it was more frequently called, was a wooden vessel, half platter, half bowl, with which every mendicant was formerly provided, as a regular and proper part of his professional accoutrements. The aumos dish was a piece of furniture attached to the profession from a very early period. In the time of our Queen Mary, when the Protestants of the Netherlands first began to resist the tyranny of Philip II., the Count De Berlaimont contemptuously told the Princess of Parma that she had nothing to fear from such a race of beggars-using the French word gueux. The Protestants seized upon, and rejoiced in, the title-Les Gueux! At a great dinner, held for the purpose of expressing their sentiments, the Marquis of Utrecht, who acted as president, descended from the chair, and, re-appearing with a beggar's wallet upon his back, and a beggar's wooden cup in his hand, drank the general health in that vessel, which was immediately passed round the company, all of whom did the same. When these patriots, afterwards, by a strange enthusiasm, assumed the garb of beggars, the wooden dish was part of the properties-to use the theatrical phrase-with which they supported the character. The vessel, which thus flourished in the sixteenth century, was generally used by the Scottish mendicants and tinkers till near the close of the eighteenth, when the old honest system of mendicancy itself came to a close. The following curious account of it is from the pen of a Peebles-shire shepherd, who is old enough to remember its general use.

The Beggar's dish was used by two sets of persons,the itinerant and professed beggars, and the wandering tribes of gypsies. There was no difference in the shape and size of either; but the latter class had theirs often clasped with strong hooks here and there, or perhaps bound round the middle with a neat yellow hoop. As far as I can recollect, it varied in size from a pint and a-half to two Scots pints of measure; but in my father's house at Ettrick hall, I remember one that would have holden, I think, between three and four pints, and it generally went by the appellation of the beggar's dish.' I never saw any other plates of their shape or form; they increased gradually in width from the bottom to the middle, and for about two inches more contracted hastily towards the brim, the edge of which was turned very thin, so thin that they very often had rents in several places of their upper edge, and these cracks the tinkers held together with clear or yellow tin, or wire hooks, as noticed above. The beggar's dish was used for two purposes, to receive their aumos, and to carry broth, milk, porridge, &c., out to the road side, where the men and beggars' children staid till the

My 'prenticeship I past where my leader breath'd his last, [Abram ;+ When the bloody die was cast on the heights of I serv'd out my trade when the gallant game was play'd, [drum. And the Morot low was laid at the sound of the Lal de daudle, &c.

I lastly was with Curtis, among the floating batt'ries, §

And there I left for witness an arm and a limb; Yet let my country need me, with Elliot || to head me,

I'd clatter on my stumps at the sound of a drum. Lal de daudle, &c.

And now tho' I must beg with a wooden arm and leg,

And many a tatter'd rag hanging over my bum, I'm as happy with my wallet, my bottle, and my callet,

As when I us'd in scarlet to follow a drum.
Lal de daudle, &c.

What tho' with hoary locks, I must stand the
winter shocks,
[home,
Beneath the woods and rocks oftentimes for a

return of the wives from the farm-house, with what beverage they could collect either by entreaty or pilfery; and for carrying victuals the beggar's dish was well adapted, for, by its contracting so near the brim, it prevented from spilling what the good housewife had poured into it, and also kept the food warm and comfortable till it reached the principal horde: this case, however, was only applicable to the tinkers. The professional beggar presented himself and his wants all at once. I think I see him, as I have often done, leaning over a long pike staff, as it was called, and saying 'Gudewife, I maun hae my aumos.' 'What d'ye take?' was then asked. In a hoarse, slow tone, it was then answered, Meal, or ony thing ye like.' The meal rusky was then sought, when the beggar from below his left arm drew out his beggar dishheld it out, and into it the gudewife put some handfuls of meal; but the quantity was adjusted as the beggar stood high or low in the gudewife's esteem-as he was of good or bad report-as he was known or was a stranger in the place -or as he was known to have much or little need. He then poured it into a small sack, or meal pock, as it was called, which was slung over his right shoulder, and hung on his left side, below his left arm, and in above it thrust his dish, unless the gudewife gave him also kale or milk; this was also poured into his dish; then if there were many servants, &e., in the house at the time, the beggar generally went to the door, or went out where he could get a seat till he had eaten up his aumos; when this was done, and his pocks all equally balanced about him, he returned to the kitchen, thanked the gudewife for her kindness, wished all the family well, with peace and plenty among them; then leaning on a long white sturdy kent, well shod with iron, on the foot, and which grated among the stones aye as he set it down, slowly retired from the hospitable door.""-CHAMBERS.

The battle field in front of Quebec, where General Wolfe fell in the arms of victory, 1759.

[The capture of Havannah, the capital of the Island of Cuba, by the British, in 1762, is the event here alluded to. The Moro, a strong castle defending the place, having been gallantly taken by storm, the city and island surrendered. Fourteen sail of the line, and four frigates were taken or destroyed; and an immense booty, amounting to three millions sterling, fell into the captors' hands.]

ing the famous siege of Gibraltar, 1782, on which occasion [The destruction of the Spanish floating batteries, durthe gallant Captain Curtis rendered the most signal service ]

George Augustus Elliot, created Lord Heathfield, for his memorable defence of Gibraltar, during a siege of three years. He died in 1790.

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The first of my loves was a swaggering blade,
To rattle the thundering drum was his trade;
His leg was so tight, and his cheek was so ruddy,
Transported I was with my sodger laddie.
Sing, Lal de lal, &c.

But the godly old chaplain left him in the lurch,
The sword I forsook for the sake of the church;
He ventur'd the soul, and I risk'd the body,
"Twas then I prov'd false to my sodger laddie.
Sing, Lal de lal, &c.

Full soon I grew sick of my sanctified sot,
The regiment at large for a husband I got;
From the gilded spontoon to the fife I was ready,
I asked no more but a sodger laddie.

Sing, Lal de lal, &c.

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AIR.

Tune.-Auld Sir Symon.

Sir Wisdom's a fool when he's fou,
Sir Knave is a fool in a session;
He's there but a 'prentice I trow,
But I am a fool by profession.

My grannie she bought me a beuk,
And I held awa to the school;
I fear I my talent misteuk,

But what will ye hae of a fool?

For drink I would venture my neck,
A hizzie's the half o' my craft,
But what could ye other expect,
Of ane that's avowedly daft?
I ance was ty'd up like a stirk,
For civilly swearing and quaffing!
I ance was abus'd in the kirk,
For touzling a lass i' my
Poor Andrew that tumbles for sport,
Let naebody name wi' a jeer:
There's ev'n, I'm tauld, i' the Court
A Tumbler ca'd the Premier.

daffin.

Observ'd ye yon reverend lad

Mak' faces to tickle the mob?
He rails at our mountebank squad-
It's rivalship just i' the job.

And now my conclusion I'll tell,

For faith I'm confoundedly dry;
The chiel that's a fool for himsel',
Gude L-d! he's far dafter than I.
RECITATIVO.

Then neist outspak a raucle carlin,
Wha ken't, fu' weel to cleek the sterling,
For monie a pursie she had hookit,
And had in monie a well been doukit.
Her dove had been a Highland laddie,
But weary fa' the waefu' woodie !
Wi' sighs and sobs she thus began
To wail her braw John Highlandman.

AIR.

Tune-O an ye were dead, gudeman. A Highland lad my love was born, The Lalland laws he held in scorn; But he still was faithfu' to his clan, My gallant braw John Highlandman.

CHORUS.

Sing, hey my braw John Highlandman!
Sing, ho my braw John Highlandman!
There's not a lad in a' the lan'

Was match for my John Highlandman.
With his philibeg an' tartan plaid,
An' guid claymore down by his side,
The ladies' hearts he did trepan,
My gallant braw John Highlandman.
Sing, hey, &c.

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I am a fiddler to my trade,
And a' the tunes that e'er I play'd,
The sweetest still to wife or maid,
Was whistle owre the lave o't.
At kirns and weddings we'se be there,
And O! sae nicely 's we will fare;
We'll bouse about till Daddie Care
Sings whistle owre the lave o't.
I am, &c.

Sae merrily the banes we'll pyke,
And sun oursels about the dyke,
And at our leisure, when ye like,
We'll whistle owre the lave o't.
I

am,

&c.

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