Of a' the thoughtless sons o' man, O' rhymin' clink, The devil-haet, that I sud ban, Nae thought, nae view, nae scheme o' livin', Then hiltie, skiltie, we gae scrievin', Leeze me on rhyme! it's ay a treasure, Haud tae the Muse, my daintie Davie! The warl' may play you monie a shavie, But for the Muse, she'll never leave ye, Tho' e'er sae puir; Na, ev'n tho' limpin wi' the spavie Frae door to door. 15 EPISTLE TO J. LAPRAIK, AN OLD SCOTTISH BARD, APRIL 1, 1785. This freedom in an unknown frien On fasteen-e'en we had a rockin, At length we had a hearty yokin There was ae sang, amang the rest, To some sweet wife; It thrill'd the heart-strings thro' the breast, A' to the life. I've scarce heard aught describe sae weel, What gen'rous, manly bosoms feel; Thought I, "Can this be Pope, or Steele, Or Beattie's wark?" They told me 'twas an odd kind chiel It pat me fidgin-fain to hear't, Then a' that kent him round declar'd That nane excell'd it, few cam near't, That set him to a pint of ale, "Tween Inverness and Teviotdale, He had few matches. Then up I gat, an' swore an aith, At some dyke-back, A pint an' gill I'd gie them baith But first an' foremost, I should tell, I to the crambo-jingle fell, Tho' rude an' rough, Yet crooning to a body's sel, I am nae poet, in a sense, But just a rhymer, like, by chance, Whene'er my Muse does on me glance, Your critic-folk may cock their nose, But, by your leaves, my learned foes, What's a' your jargon o' your schools, What sairs your grammars? A set o' dull, conceited hashes Confuse their brains in college classes! They gang in stirks, and come out asses, Plain truth to speak; An' syne they think to climb Parnassus By dint o' Greek! Gie me ae spark o' Nature's fire, That's a' the learning I desire; Then, tho' I drudge thro' dub an' mire, My Muse, tho' hamely in attire, O for a spunk o' Allan's glee, That would be lear enough for me, Now, sir, if ye hae friends enow, But gif ye want a friend that's true, I winna blaw about mysel; As ill I like my fauts to tell; But friends and folk that wish me well, They sometimes roose me, Tho' I maun own, as monie still As far abuse me. There's ae wee faut they whyles lay to me - May be, some ither thing they gie me, But Mauchline race, or Mauchline fair, I should be proud to meet you there; We'se gie ae night's discharge to care, If we forgather, An' hae a swap o' rhymin-ware Wi' ane anither. The four-gill chap, we'se gar hım clatter, An' kirsen him wi' reekin water; Syne we'll sit down an' tak our whitter, To cheer our heart; An' faith, we'se be acquainted better Before we part. |