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But, if our own poor faith fail not, he must be ours forever. When we think of what our darling is, and what we still must be-

When we muse on that world's perfect bliss, and this world's misery—

When we groan beneath this load of sin, and feel this grief and pain

O! we'd rather lose our other two, than have him here

again.

JOHN MOULTRIE.

The Annuity.

I GAED to spend a week in Fife-
An unco week it proved to be-
For there I met a waesome wife
Lamentin' her viduity.

Her grief brak out sae fierce and fell,

I thought her heart wad burst the shell;
And, I was sae left to mysel,—

I sell't her an annuity.

The bargain lookit fair eneugh

She just was turned o' saxty-three-
I couldna guessed she'd prove sae teugh,
By human ingenuity.

But

years have come, and years have gane,
And there she 's yet as stieve as stane-
The limmer's growin' young again,
Since she got her annuity.

She 's crined' awa' to bane and skin,
But that, it seems, is nought to me;
She's like to live-although she 's in
The last stage o' tenuity.

She munches wi' her wizen'd gums,
An' stumps about on legs o' thrums;

But comes, as sure as Christmas comes, To ca' for her annuity.

I read the tables drawn wi' care
For an insurance company;
Her chance o' life was stated there,
Wi' perfect perspicuity.

But tables here or tables there,

She's lived ten years beyond her share,
An''s like to live a dozen mair,
To ca' for her annuity.

Last Yule she had a fearfu' host,

I thought a kink might set me free— I led her out, 'mang snaw and frost, Wi' constant assiduity.

But deil ma' care-the blast gaed by,
And miss'd the auld anatomy—
It just cost me a tooth, for bye
Discharging her annuity.

If there's a sough o' cholera,

Or typhus,—wha sae gleg as she?
She buys up baths, an' drugs, an' a',
In siccan superfluity!

She doesna need-she 's fever proof-
The pest walked o'er her very roof--
She tauld me sae-an' then her loof
Held out for her annuity.

Ae day she fell, her arm she brak—
A compound fracture as could be-
Nae leech the cure wad undertake,
Whate'er was the gratuity.

It's cured! She handles 't like a flail-

It does as weel in bits as hale

But I'm a broken man mysel'

Wi' her and her annuity.

Her broozled flesh and broken banes
Are weel as flesh and banes can be;
She beats the toads that live in stanes,
An' fatten in vacuity!

They die when they 're exposed to air,
They canna thole the atmosphere—
But her! expose her onywhere,
She lives for her annuity.

If mortal means could nick her thread,
Sma' crime it wad appear to me-
Ca't murder-or ca't homicide-

I'd justify 't-an' do it tae.
But how to fell a withered wife

That 's carved out o' the tree of life-
The timmer limmer dares the knife
To settle her annuity.

I'd try a shot--but whar's the mark?
Her vital parts are hid frae me;
Her backbone wanders through her sark
In an unkenn'd corkscrewity.
She's palsified, an' shakes her head
Sae fast about, ye scarce can see 't,
It 's past the power o' steel or lead
To settle her annuity.

She might be drowned; but go she 'll not
Within a mile o' loch or sea;

Or hanged-if cord could grip a throat
O' siccan exiguity.

It's fitter far to hang the rope

It draws out like a telescope;

'T wad tak' a dreadfu' length o' drop

To settle her annuity.

Will poison do it? It has been tried,
But be 't in hash or fricassee,

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That 's just the dish she can't abide,
Whatever kind o' gout it hae.

It's needless to assail her doubts,
She gangs by instinct, like the brutes,
An' only eats an' drinks what suits
Hersel' and her annuity.

The Bible says the age o' man

Threescore and ten, perchance, may be;
She's ninety-four. Let them who can,
Explain the incongruity.

She should hae lived afore the flood-
She's come o' patriarchal blood,
She's some auld Pagan mummified
Alive for her annuity.

She 's been embalmed inside and oot-
She 's sauted to the last degree—
There 's pickle in her very snoot

Sae caper-like an' cruety.

Lot's wife was fresh compared to her-
They 've kyanized the useless knir,

She canna decompose-nae mair
Than her accursed annuity.

The water-drop wears out the rock,
As this eternal jaud wears me;
I could withstand the single shock,
But not the continuity.

It 's pay me here, an' pay me there,
An' pay me, pay me, evermair-
I'll gang demented wi' despair-
I'm charged for her annuity.

GEORGE OUTRAM.

The Forging of the Anchor.

COME, see the Dolphin's anchor forged; 't is at a white heat

now:

The bellows ceased, the flames decreased; though on the forge's brow

The little flames still fitfully play through the sable mound; And fitfully you still may see the grim smiths ranking round,

All clad in leathern panoply, their broad hands only bare; Some rest upon their sledges here, some work the windlass there.

The windlass strains the tackle-chains, the black mound heaves below,

And red and deep a hundred veins burst out at every throe; It rises, roars, rends all outright,-O Vulcan, what a glow! 'T is blinding white, 't is blasting bright, the high sun shines not so!

The high sun sees not, on the earth, such fiery fearful show,

The roof-ribs swarth, the candent hearth, the ruddy, lurid

row

Of smiths that stand, an ardent band, like men before the

foe;

As, quivering through his fleece of flame, the sailing mon

ster slow

Sinks on the anvil,-all about the faces fiery grow,— "Hurrah!" they shout, "leap out, leap out: bang, bang,

the sledges go;

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Hurrah! the jetted lightnings are hissing high and low;
A hailing fount of fire is struck at every squashing blow;
The leathern mail rebounds the hail; the rattling cinders
strew

The ground around; at every bound the sweltering fountains flow;

And thick and loud the swinking crowd, at every stroke, pant "Ho!"

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