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before the town. There is something so mean and inhuman in a direct Smithfield bargain for children, that if this lover carries his point, and observes the rules he pretends to follow, I do not only wish him success, but also that it may animate others to follow his example. I know not one motive relating to this life which could produce so many honourable and worthy actions, as the hopes of obtaining a woman of merit. There would ten thousand ways of industry and honest ambition be pursued by young men, who believed that the persons admired had value enough for their passion, to attend the event of their good fortune in all their applications, in order to make their circumstances fall in with the duties they owe to themselves, their families, and their country. All these relations a man should think of who intends to go into the state of marriage, and expects to make it a state of pleasure and satisfaction.

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MR. SPECTATOR,

• I HAVE for some years indulged a passion for a young lady of age and quality suitable to my own, but very much superior in fortune. It is the fashion with parents (how justly I leave you to judge) to make all regards give way to the article of wealth. From this one consideration it is, that I have concealed the ardent love I have for her; but I am beholden to the force of my love for many advantages which I reaped from it towards the better conduct of my life. A certain complacency to all the world, a strong desire to oblige wherever it lay in my power, and a circumspect behaviour in all my words and actions, have rendered me more particularly acceptable

to all my friends and acquaintance. Love has had
the same good effect upon my fortune, and I have
increased in riches, in proportion to my advance-
ment in those arts, which make a man agreeable
and amiable. There is a certain sympathy which
will tell my mistress from these circumstances,
that it is I who writ this for her reading, if you
will please to insert it. There is not a downright
enmity, but a great coldness between our pa-
rents; so that if either of us declared any kind
sentiments for each other, her friends would be
very backward to lay an obligation upon our fami-
ly, and mine to receive it from hers. Under
these delicate circumstances it is no easy matter
to act with safety. I have no reason to fancy my
mistress has any regard for me, but from a very
disinterested value which I have for her. If from
any hint in any future paper of yours she gives
me the least encouragement, I doubt not but I
shall surmount all other difficulties; and inspired
by so noble a motive for the care of my
as the belief she is to be concerned in it, I will
not despair of receiving her one day from her fa-
ther's own hand.

I am, sir,
Your most obedient
humble servant,

CLYTANDER.' OTO HIS WORSHIP THE SPECTATOR. • The humble petition of Anthony Titlepage, sta

tioner, in the centre of Lincoln’s-inn-fields,

fortune,

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SHEWETH,

"That your petitioner, and his forefathers, have been sellers of books for time immemorial : ihat your petitioner's ancestor, Crouch-back Titlepage, was the first of that vocation in Britain ; who keeping his station (in fair weather) at the corner of Lothbury, was, by way of eminency, called “ The Stationer,” a name which from him all succeeding booksellers have affected to bear: that the station of your petitioner and his father has been in the place of his present settlement ever since that square has been built : that your petitioner has formerly had the honour of your worship's custom, and hopes you never had reason to complain of your penny-worths : that particularly he sold you your first Lilly's Grammar, and at the same time a Wit's Commonwealth, al. most as good as new: moreover, that your first rudimental essays in spectatorship, were made in your petitioner's shop, where you often practised for hours together, sometimes on the little hieroglyphics either gilt, silvered, or plain, which the Egyptian woman on the other side of the shop had wrought in gingerbread, and sometimes on the English youths who in sundry places there were exercising themselves in the traditional sports of the field.

" From these considerations it is, that your petitioner is encouraged to apply himself to you, and to proceed humbly to acquaint your worship, that he has certain intelligence that you receive great numbers of defamatory letters designed by their authors to be published, which you throw aside and totally neglect: Your petitioner therefore prays,

that

you will please to bestow on him those refuse letters, and he hopes by printing them to get a more plentiful provision for his family ; or, at the worst, he may be allowed to sell them by the pound weight to his good customers the pastry-cooks of London and Westminster.

And your petitioner shall ever pray, &c.'

TO THE SPECTATOR.

• The humble petition of Bartholomew Ladylove,

of Round-court, in the parish of St. Martin's in the Fields, in behalf of himself and neighbours,

SHEWETH,

• That your petitioners have, with great industry and application, arrived at the most exact art of invitation or entreaty: that by a beseeching air and persuasive address, they have for many years last past peaceably drawn in every tenth passenger, whether they intended or not to call at their shops, to come in and buy; and from that softness of behaviour have arrived, among trades. men, at the gentle appellation of“ The Fawners.

"That there have of late set up amongst us certain persons from Monmouth-street and Longlane, who by the strength of their arms, and loudness of their throats, draw off the regard of all passengers from

your said petitioners: from which violence they are distinguished by the name of “ The Worriers.”

• That while your petitioners stand ready to receive passengers with a submissive bow, and repeat with a gentle voice, “Ladies, what do

you want? pray look in here ;' the worriers reach out their hands at pistol-shot, and seize the customers at arms length.

« That while the fawners strain and relax the muscles of their faces, in making distinction belween a spinster in a coloured scarf and an handmaid in a straw hat, the worriers use the same roughness to both, and prevail upon the easiness of the passengers, to the impoverishment of your petitioners.

• Your petitioners therefore most humbly pray,

that the worriers may not be permitted to inhabit the politer parts of the town; and that Roundcourt may remain a receptacle for buyers of a more soft education.

6 And your petitioners, &c.*

* The petition of the New-Exchange, concerning the arts of buying and selling, and particularly valuing goods by the complexion of the seller, will be considered on another occasion.

T.

No. 305. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1711-12.

Non tali auxilio, nec defensoribus istis
Tempus eget

VIRG. Æn, ii. 521.
These times want other aids.

DRYDEN.

Our late news-papers being full of the project now on foot in the court of France, for establishing a political academy, and I myself having received letters from several virtuosos among my foreign correspondents, which give some light into that affair, I intend to make it the subject of this day's speculation. A general account of this project may be met with in the Daily Courant of last Friday in the following words, translated from the Gazette of Amsterdam.

Paris, February 12. It is confirmed that the king has resolved to establish a new academy for politics, of which the Marquis de Torcy, minister and secretary of state, is to be protector. Six academicians are to be chosen, endowed with pro

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