"Ye, for my sake, hae gier the feck Of a' the ten commands A screed some day "My name is Fun your cronie dear The nearest friend ye hae; An' this is Superstition here, An' that's Hypocrisy. I'm gaun to Holy Fair, To spend an hour in daffin; Gin ye'll go thare, yon runkl'd pair, At them this day." VI. Quoth I, "With a' my heart, I'll do't, Faith, we'se hae fine remarkin'!” For roads were clad, frae side to side, In droves that day. vii. Here farmers gash, in ridin' graith, The lasses, skelpin barefit, thrang, Wi sweet-milk cheese, in monie a whang, An' farls bak'd wi' butter Fu' crump that day. VIII. When by the plate we set our nose, Then in we go to see the show Some carrying dales, some chairs an' stool, Right loud that day. IX. Here stands a shed to fend the show'rs, Here sits a raw of tittlin' jades, Wi' heaving breast and bare neck, X. Here some are thinking on their sins, Ane curses feet that fyl'd his shins, On this hand sits a chosen swatch, Wi' screw'd-up, grace-proud faces On that a set o' chaps at watch, XI. O happy is the man an' blest! Comes clinkin down beside him! Which, by degrees, slips round her neck. An's loof upon her bosom, Unkenn'd that day. XII. Now a' the congregation o'er In silent expectation; For speels the holy door, Wi' tidings o' damnation. Should Hornie, as in ancient days, 'Mang sons o' G-d present him, The very sight o' 's face, To's ain het hame had sent him, Wï' fright that day. XIII. Hear how he clears the points o' faith O, how they fire the heart devout, XIV. But hark!. the tent has chang'd its voice; There's peace an' rest na langer; For a' the real judges rise, They canna sit for anger. opens out his cauld harangues, On practice and on morals; XV. What signifies his barren shine, Or some auld pagan Heathen, XVI. In guid time comes an antidote Against the poison'd nostrum; frae the water-fit, For Ascends the holy rostrum. Sae, up he's got the Word o' G-d, An' meek an' mim has view'd it While Common Sense has taen the road, An' aff, an, up _the_Cowgate,* An' Orthodoxy raibles, Tho' in his heart he weel believes, An' thinks it auld wives' faibles; XVIII. Now butt an' ben, the Change-house fille Wi' yill-caup Commentators; Here's crying out for bakes and gills, An' there the pint stowp clatters; While thick an' thrang, an' loud an' lang, Wi' Logic, an' wi' Scripture, They raise a din that, in the end, Is like to breed a rupture O' wrath that day. XIX. Leeze me on drink! it gies us mair It kindles wit, it waukens lair, * A street so called, which faces the tent in |