中 And whitening and brightening, And quivering and shivering, And hurrying and skurrying, And thundering and floundering; Dividing and gliding and sliding, And falling and brawling and sprawling, And sprinkling and twinkling and wrinkling, Retreating and beating and meeting and sheeting, Delaying and straying and playing and spraying, Advancing and prancing and glancing and dancing, Recoiling, turmoiling and toiling and boiling, And gleaming and streaming and steaming and beaming, And rushing and flushing and brushing and gushing, And flapping and rapping and clapping and slapping, Wildly he started, for there in the heavens be fore him Fluttered and flew the original star-spangled banner. Two objections are in the way of the acceptance of this anthem by the committee: in the first place, it is not an anthem at all; secondly, it is a gross plagiarism from an old Sclavonic war-song of the primeval ages. Next we quote from a NATIONAL ANTHEM. BY THE HON. EDWARD E-, OF BOSTON. PONDEROUS projectiles, hurled by heavy hands, On the great path that to her greatness led; Her temple's propylon was shatter-ed; Yet, thanks to saving Grace and Washington, Her incubus was from her bosom hurled; And, rising like a cloud-dispelling sun, She took the oil with which her hair was curled To grease the "hub" round which revolves the world. This fine production is rather heavy for an "anthem," and contains too much of Boston to be considered strictly national. To set such an "anthem" to music would require a Wagner; and even were it populace. And curling and whirling and purling and really accommodated to a tune, it could only be whistled by the twirling, And thumping and plumping and bumping and jumping, And dashing and flashing and splashing and clashing; And so never ending, but always descending, Sounds and motions forever and ever are blending, All at once and all o'er, with a mighty uproar, And this way the water comes down at Lodore. We now come to a NATIONAL ANTHEM. BY JOHN GREENLEAF W-. My native land, thy Puritanic stock Preserv-ed Fish, the Deacon stern and true, The sectional bias of this "anthem" renders it unsuitable for use in that small margin of the world situated outside of New England. Hence the above must be rejected. Here we have a very curious NATIONAL ANTHEM. BY DR. OLIVER WENDELL H. A DIAGNOSIS of our history proves To love it more, behold how foreign shores The committee must not be blamed for rejecting the above after reading thus far, for such an "anthem" could only be sung by a college of surgeons or a Beacon Street tea-party. Turn we now to a THE Sun sinks softly to his evening post, And not a sunset stripe with him goes down. So thrones may fall; and from the dust of those New thrones may rise, to totter like the last; But still our country's nobler planet glows, While the eternal stars of Heaven are fast. Upon finding that this does not go well to the air of "Yankee Doodle," the committee feel justified in declining it; being furthermore prejudiced against it by a suspicion that the poet has crowded an advertisement of a paper which he edits into the first line. Next we quote from a BY N. P. W-. ONE hue of our flag is taken From the cheeks of my blushing pet, And its stars beat time and sparkle Like the studs on her chemisette. Its blue is the ocean shadow That hides in her dreamy eyes, Several members of the committee find that this "anthem has too much of the Anacreon spice to suit them. We next peruse a NATIONAL ANTHEM. BY THOMAS BAILEY A-. THE little brown squirrel hops in the coru, If Maud did not love me. I love the squirrel that hops in the corn, And Maud with her snowy breast; This is certainly very beautiful, and sounds somewhat like Tennyson. Though it may be rejected by the conimittee, it can never lose its value as a piece of excellent reading for children. It is calculated to fill the youthful mind with patriotism and natural history, beside touching the youthful heart with an emotion palpitating for all. We close the list with the following: |