Back to the Army again, sergeant, Back to the Army again; 'Ow did I learn to do right-about turn? A man o' four-an'-twenty that 'asn't learned of a trade Beside "Reserve" agin' him-'e'd better be never made. I tried my luck for a quarter, an' that was enough for me, An' I thought of 'Er Majesty's barricks, an' I thought go an' see. I'd Back to the Army again, sergeant, Back to the Army again; 'Tisn't my fault if I dress when I 'alt I'm back to the Army again! The sergeant arst no questions, but 'e winked the other eye, 'E sez to me, "'Shun!" an' I shunted, the same as in days gone by; For 'e saw the set o' my shoulders, an' I couldn't 'elp 'oldin' straight When me an' the other rookies come under the barrick-gate. Back to the Army again, sergeant, Back to the Army again; 'Oo would ha' thought I could carry an' port? I'm back to the Army again! "BACK TO THE ARMY AGAIN" I took my bath, an' I wallered-for, Gawd, I needed it so! I smelt the smell o' the barricks, I 'eard the bugles go. I 'eard the feet on the gravel-the feet o' the men what drill An' I sez to my flutterin' 'eart-strings, I sez to 'em, "Peace, be still!" Back to the Army again, sergeant, Back to the Army again; 'Oo said I knew when the Jumner was due? I'm back to the Army again! I carried my slops to the tailor; I sez to 'im, "None o' your lip! You tight 'em over the shoulders, an' loose 'em over the 'ip, For the set o' the tunic's 'orrid." "Strike me dead, An' 'e sez to me, But I thought you was used to the business!" an' so 'e done what I said. Back to the Army again, sergeant, Back to the Army again. Rather too free with my fancies? Wot-me? I'm back to the Army again! Next week I'll 'ave 'em fitted; I'll buy me a swagger cane; They'll let me free o' the barricks to walk on the Hoe again In the name o' William Parsons, that used to be Edward Clay, An' any pore beggar that wants it can draw my fourpence a day! Back to the Army again, sergeant, Back to the Army again: Out o' the cold an' the rain, sergeant, 'Oo's there? A man that's too good to be lost you, Because you don't 'elp 'em remain, But drives 'em to cheat to get out o' the street An' back to the Army again! "BIRDS OF PREY" MARCH MARCH! The mud is cakin' good about our trousies. Front!-eyes front, an' watch the Colour-casin's drip. The faces of the women in the 'ouses Front! Ain't the kind o' things to take aboard the ship. Cheer! An' we'll never march to victory. Cheer! An' we'll never live to 'ear the cannon roar! The Large Birds o' Prey They will carry us away, An' you'll never see your soldiers any more! Wheel! Oh, keep your touch; we're goin' round a corner. Time!-mark time, an' let the men be'ind us close. Lord! the transport's full, an' 'alf our lot not on 'erCheer, O cheer! We're going off where no one knows. March! The Devil's none so black as 'e is painted! Cheer! We'll 'ave some fun before we're put away. 'Alt, an' 'and 'er out—a woman's gone and fainted! Cheer! Get on-Gawd 'elp the married men today! Hoi! Come up, you 'ungry beggars, to yer sorrow. ('Ear them say they want their tea, an' want it quick!) You won't have no mind for slingers, not to-morrow No; you'll put the 'tween-decks stove out, bein' sick! 'Alt! The married kit 'as all to go before us! 'Course it's blocked the bloomin' gangway up again! Cheer, O cheer the 'Orse Guards watchin' tender o'er us, Keepin' us since eight this mornin' in the rain! Stuck in 'eavy marchin'-order, sopped and wringin' Sick, before our time to watch 'er 'eave an' fall, 'Ere's your 'appy 'ome at last, an' stop your singin'. 'Alt! Fall in along the troop-deck! Silence all! Cheer! For we'll never live to see no bloomin' victory! Cheer! An' we'll never live to 'ear the cannon roar! (One cheer more!) The jackal an' the kite 'Ave an 'ealthy appetite, An' you'll never see your soldiers any more! ('Ip! The eagle an' the crow They are waitin' ever so, An' you'll never see your soldiers any more! ('Ip! Yes, the Large Birds o' Prey They will carry us away, An' you'll never see your soldiers any more! |