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ROBERT NICOLL.

1814-1837.

LIKE Michael Bruce, Robert Nicoll | poems under the title of Poems and was endowed with literary abilities Lyrics. He now gave up his library, which he lacked physical powers to and intended trying his fortune in enable him to bring to maturity. His London; but after remaining some time zeal and enthusiasm may be said to have in Edinburgh, he was appointed editor consumed him; and with his early of the Leeds Times, a Radical newspaper. death raised his fame, as by a wave of His zeal for the success of the paper, friendly sympathy, beyond what any- and the excitement of local politics, thing he has written will maintain. It soon broke his health, and after a short has been said that some of his songs sojourn at Knaresborough, he came have obtained an equal popularity with back to Edinburgh, and died at Trinity the best of Burns's. This can hardly in his twenty-fourth year. He was buried be true in any sense; but if it is implied in North Leith Churchyard, where a that their merits any way approach the memorial stone has recently been placed best of Burns's, nothing could be more over his remains. A memoir of him unjust to Nicoll's fame, or stronger has been written by Mr Smiles, and a evidence of the critic's want of judgment new edition of his poems is (1877) just in such matters than the suggestion of published. such a comparison.

He was born at Tullybeltane, Perthshire, on January 7th, 1814. His father was a farmer, but was unsuccessful, and Robert's early education was obtained from his mother, a woman of superior intelligence, and was completed at the parish school. His literary aspirations were very early manifested; and while serving an apprenticeship as a grocer in Perth, he devoted his leisure to study and reading. In 1833, he forwarded a tale to Johnstone's Magazine, which led to his making a visit to Edinburgh, and being introduced to several literary gentlemen who befriended him. In 1834, he started a circulating library in Dundee, and interested himself in local politics as an extreme liberal. In 1835, he published a collection of his (12)

THE BONNIE ROWAN BUSH.

The bonnie rowan bush

In yon lane glen-
Where the burnie clear doth gush
In yon lane glen;
My head is white and auld,

An' my bluid is thin an' cauld—
But I lo'e the bonnie rowan bush
In yon lane glen.

My Jeanie first I met

In yon lane glen-
When the grass wi' dew was wet,
In yon lane glen ;

The moon was shinin' sweet,

An' our hearts wi' love did beatBy the bonnie, bonnie rowan bush In yon lane glen.

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Oh! she promised to be mine

In yon lane glen;

Her heart she did resign

In yon lane glen :

An'

mony a happy day

Did o'er us pass away,

Beside the bonnie rowan bush
In yon lane glen.

Sax bonnie bairns had we

In yon lane glen

Lads an' lasses young an' spree

In yon lane glen; An' a' blither family

Than ours there cou'dna be, Beside the bonnie rowan bush

In yon lane glen.

Now my auld wife's gane awa'

Frae yon lane glen ; An' though simmer sweet doth fa' On yon lane glen,

To me its beauty's gane,

For alake! I sit alane, Beside the bonnie rowan bush In yon lane glen.

JANET MACBEAN.

Janet Macbean a public keeps,

An' a merry auld wife is she;

An' she sells her yill wi' a jaunty air That wad please your heart to see.

Her drink's o' the best-she's hearty aye, An' her house is neat an' clean-There's no an auld wife in the public line Can match wi' Janet Macbean.

She has aye a curtsey for the laird

When he comes to drink his can,
An' a laugh for the farmer an' his wife,
An' a joke for the farmer's man.
She toddles but, an' she toddles ben,
Like ony wee bit quean--

There's no an' auld wife in the public line

Can match wi' Janet Macbean.

The beggar wives gang a' to her,

An' she sairs them wi' bread an' cheese,

Her bread in bannocks an' cheese in whangs

Wi' a blythe gudewill she gi'es. Vow, the kintra-side will miss her sair

When she's laid aneath the greenThere's no an auld wife in the public line Can match wi' Janet Macbean.

Amang alehouse wives she rules the roast;
For upo' the Sabbath days

She puts on her weel hain'd tartan plaid
An' the rest o' her Sabbath claes,
An' she sits, nae less! in the minister's
seat;

Ilk psalm she lilts, I ween-
There's no an auld wife in the public line
Can match wi' Janet Macbean.

ANONYMOUS POETRY.

HOO THE LASSIE BRAK THE

BOWL.

[The catastrophe of this poem may not be original, nor the poetry of a high order, yet the characters are drawn with much force and truth, and though not uncommon, have not been previously preserved in verse. We know not if

the author is known, for we have never

seen the poem in any collection, and have taken it from a newspaper cutting.]

Whar Neidpath's wa's wi' pride look doon
Upon a guid auld borough toon,
A crankie cratur leev'd langsyne,
Amang the gude auld freen's o' mine-
Amang the sib as sib cou'd be-
But weel-I-wat ye soon sall see
She wasna ae drap's bluid to me.

Ane o' the awfu' cleanin' kind,
That clean folk clean oot o' their mind;
An' aften as we've seen betide,
Clean guid men frae their ain fireside.
A fykie, fashious, yammerin' yaud,
That cou'd the gear fu' steevely haud ;
An' ill-set, sour, ill-willy wilk-'
She had a face 'twad yearned milk,
Forbye a loud, ill-scraipit tongue
As e'er in harmless heid was hung:
To girn an' growl, to wark an' flyte,
Was aye the ill-spun wisp's delight.
O' heveen, I'm sure that Tibbie's meanin'
Was ae great everlastin' cleanin'.
Frae morn to nicht she ne'er was still-
Her life was like a teugh treadmill;
She just was like an evil speerit,
She ne'er cou'd settle for a minute;
But whan a dud she made, or clootit,
Soon a' the toon wad hear about it.

Whene'er folk cou'dna keep her clues, She heckled them aboot their views; But when their wrath began to boil, She grew real "fear't aboot their sowl." 'Twas queer! (but nocht's sae queer as folk),

An' to the workin' she wad yoke
Through perfect spite an' fair ill-natur’;
An' the deil's buckie o' a cratur'
Was o' the pipe a mortal hater.

John, honest man, had aye to hap,

For peacesake, ower the weeshen stap ;1
But ere the lintel he wad pass,
'Twas-"Man, for gudesake mind the bass:
Tak' care o' this, tak' care o' that;
Haud aff the hearth noo whan it's wat,
Whan ance it's dry, syne tak' a heat;
Tak' care, man, whar ye set your feet!
Fa' to yer parritch, an' beware

Ye let nae jaups fa' on the flare; 2
Weel ower the bicker haud yer snout,
Nor fyle my weel-washed table clout.
To toil, noo, 'deed, I'm no sae able-
Keep yer black dottle aff the table!
Waes me! but ye hae little thocht,
Ye never think hoo sair I'm wrocht,
To hae things richt whan hame ye come-
Confoond ye! smoke it up the lum!

"Some men wad hae the mense to say,
'Ye're sair forfeuchen-like 3 the day;
Puir body! od,' I'm sure ye're wearit'—
The like o' that wad gie a body speerit.
But you! whane'er ye've clawed yer coggie,
Ye mak' this hoose a fair killogie.4
In ower the door there's no a steek
But's pushioned wi' yer 'bacca-reek,

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An' though I cloucher1 till I'm chokin',
winna pit ye past yer smokin'.
What needs toil? what needs I care?
Ye've blawn mair siller i' the air
Than wad hae built a hoose an' mair.
Yer neist gudewife 'll mind the matter-
She'll no be sic a tholin' cratur ;

She'll gie yer weel-hained gear the air,
My certie! lad, she'll kaim yer hair!
An' wi' the saut blab in yer e’e,

Ye'll mind the patience I've haen wi ye.
Do ye want to scoomfish2 me ootricht?—
Ye've ne'er laid doun the pipe the nicht;
For a' I've said ye're never heedin'—
Begin, ye scoundrel, to the readin'!"

Ower weel John kenn'd his hoose was
clean,

An' keepit like a new-made preen ;
That a' frae end to end was bricht,
For Tibbie toil'd frae morn to nicht;
Sae he, to hain the weary wark,
Ance hired a lassie stoot an' stark-
A snod bit lassie, fell an' clever ;
But Tibbie was as thrang as ever.
Nae sooner was the cleanin' through,
Than cleanin' just began anew.
Noo, on a bink in stately pride,
Her favoured bowls stood side by side;
Braw painted bowls, baith big an' bonnie,
Bowls that were never touched by ony;
For they were honoured vessels a',
An' servile wark they never saw,
Save when a dainteth she was makin'
She whiles took ane her meal to draik3 in.
Ae day the lassie, a' thing richtin',
Wi' cannie care the bowls is dichtin' ;
An', puir thing! tho' her care increases,
She breaks ane in a thoosand pieces.
"What's that?" screeched Tibbie, "losh

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Ye glaikit gude-for-naething jaud,
Ye'll break us oot o' hoose an' haud;
My fingers yuke to hae ye whackit-
Tell me, ye cutty, hoo ye brak it?
Ye donnert slut! ye thochtless idiot,
Tell me this moment hoo ye did it?
"In Embro' toon they bowls were coft,
An' sax-an'-twenty miles were brocht,
Weel packit up an' kindly carrit
An' gien to me when I was marrit.
In name o' a' that e'er was wrackit-
In a' the warl', hoo did ye brak it?”

The lassie sabbit lang an' sair,
But Tibbie's tongue cou'd never spare ;
Lood was its clear and wrathfu' tenor,
When in John stappit tae his denner-
An' as he drew inower his seat,
Her tongue brak' ower him like a spate.
He heard o' a' the sad disaster,

An' aye her tongue gaed fast an' faster ;
An' aye there cam' the ither gowl-

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'Lassie! hoo did ye brak the bowl? "Wheesht! wheesht!" says John, "" nae

mair aboot it:

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Ye monster! will ye tak' her pairt?
Is this my thanks for a' my toil?
Hoo cou'd the gipsy brak my bowl?"

Patient John heard the endless clack,
Till his twa lugs were like to crack;
And rising, stappit to the shelf,
Whar whummilt stood the gawsie delf,
An', lookin' ower the precious raw,
He raised the biggest o' them a',
An', withoot steerin' aff the bit,
Clash loot the bowl fa' at his fit;
An', as the frichtit flinders flew,
Quoth he, Ye ken the way o't noo,
For sure as I'm a leevin sowl,

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That's hoo the lassie brak the bowl!"

KATE DALRYMPLE.

Neglected was she by baith gentle and simple,

[We had to use a street version of A blank in the world seemed Kate Dal

this capital and not unfamiliar song,
which we find in no collection that we
have searched. It being anonymous,
and having many imperfections-the
evident result of careless printing-we
have taken the liberty of removing some
of its worst blemishes, with every regard
for its characteristic raciness.]

In a wee cot house by the side of a muir
Where peesweeps, plovers, and whaups
cry dreary,
[year,
There lived an auld maid for mony a lang
And naebody cared to ca' her his deary.
A lonely lass was Kate Dalrymple,
A thrifty quean was Kate Dalrymple,
Nae music except the burnie's sad wimple,
Was heard 'round the dwelling o' Kate
Dalrymple.
[grim,

fend her;

Her face had a smack o' the grusome and
Which did frae the fash of a' wooers de-
[chin,
Her lang Roman nose nearly met wi' her
Which brang folk in mind o' the auld
Witch o' Endor.

rymple.

But mony are the ups and the downs o' life, And the dice box o' fate turned tapsalteerie,

Kate fell heiress to a rich friend's estate,

And now for wooers she has nae cause to weary :

For the squire came a wooing to Kate
Dalrymple,

The priest scraping, booing, came to Kate
Dalrymple,
[dimple,
On each lover's face sported love's smiling
And she's nae mair Kate but Miss Dal-
[wheel,
Her auld cutty stool that she used at her
Is flung to ae side for her sofa sae gaudy,
Now she's arrayed in her silks and brocade,

rymple.

And brags o' her muffs and her ruffs wi' my lady.

But still an unco fash to Kate Dalrymple,

Was dress and party clash to Kate Dal-
rymple,
[simple,

She thought that a marrow in life mair
Wad far better match wi' Kate Dalrymple,
And aften she thought as she sat by her-
sel'

A wiggle in her walk had Kate Dalrymple,
A snivel in her talk had Kate Dalrymple, She'd wed Willie Speediespool the sarken
And mony a cornelian and cairngorum

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weaver,

And now to the wabster the secret she did tell,

Who for love or for interest did kindly re

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