"This kind of course much profit doth them draw· And greater show, that men large Fees may give." The following verses, translated from Latin, were presented to learned King James in Bacon's time, and gained at his royal hands the poor delayed suitor the quick despatch of his cause: "Thy great Seales, faithfull Keeper, thou dids't send My Cause he well decreed, but Seale still lackes; Grant me (my Liege) in favour of my case, T' enjoy the whole Hive of your Princely Grace." "The Satyricall Poet" complains of the corruption of lawyers in his time : "If my unhonest Neighbour seize my Lands, Or being my Debtor, though damnably This, I think, is imitated from Martial : "Get thee to Gallia or to Africa, The nurse of Lawyers, if thee list to lay Thy Tongue to pawn, and plead for muckle meed, Epitaph on the gravestone of an attorney in St. Pancras churchyard : "Here lieth one, deny it if you can, Who, though a lawyer, was an honest man: An imitation : "Entomb'd within this vault a Lawyer lies, That's wondrous strange indeed—if it be true." Another epitaph : "Hic jacet Jacobus Straw, Who forty years follow'd the law; And when he dy'd, The Devil cry'd, Jemmy, give us your paw." On an insolvent barrister : "Without effect is nolo pros. How happens this? cries one, and pauses: Effects can only spring from causes.” Proposed inscription for the Inner-Temple Gate, Lon don: "As by the Templars' holds you go, The horse and lamb displayed, In emblematic figures show That clients may infer from thence O happy Britons! happy isle! Answer to the above: "Deluded men, these holds forego, 'Tis all a trick, these all are shams, Nor let the thoughts of no delay This has been better thus expressed : The lamb you mean to fleece 'em." Pickwickian quarrels : — "Two lawyers, when a knotty cause was o'er, Shook hands, and were as friendly as before: 'Zounds!' said the client, I would fain know how You can be friends, who were such foes just now?' 'Thou fool!' said one, 'we lawyers, though so keen, Like shears, ne'er cut ourselves, but what's between!"" An attorney's heir: — "The father took it of the Devil, and then A country quarter-sessions, - Swift: "Three or four parsons full of October; Three or four squires, between drunk and sober; Three or four paupers, all praying for food; "How comes it that Quibus should pass for a wit? He sold what he spoke, and he bought what he writ." By Lord Neaves : "We grease the axle that it may not creak: We grease the lawyer's palm to make him speak." Advantage of Impecuniosity: "Clients returning, before thieves may sing; For back from London they can't money bring." The Consequences of the Fall: "From Adam's fall behold what sad disasters! By Furetière. On a statue of Justice removed into the market-place : "Q. Tell me why Justice meets our eye, Raised in the market-place on high? A. The reason, friend, may soon be told: 'Tis meant to show she's to be sold." By Guillaume des Autelz: “Blindfold is Justice drawn, for this, From Baraton: "Call silence!' the Judge to the officer cries: 'This hub-hub and talk, will it never be done? Those people this morning have made such a noise, We've decided ten causes without hearing one."" On the Law of Libel: : "Our statesmen all boast that in matters of treason, "You may say certain spades are black, And you may call a spade a spade; |