Hope on! I pardon thee; but vain and strange, Thy genius serves not Themis' course to change." A judgment as profound as Bunsby's: "A poor man a learned sergeant sought and saw, But seek out some wise judge; you'll quickly gain Another version of the same: "A plaintiff thus explained his cause Look'd at a score of books, or near, Then hemm'd, and said, 'Your case is clear: Those children, so begot by B Upon your bond-maid, must, you see, They can't be yours if they to A Belong: it follows then, of course, You'll take the opinion of the court."" From the Greek of Nicardeus: "Two persons deaf as posts invok'd the laws; This was translated into Latin by Sir Thomas More. Another version of the same: "A deaf man cited his deaf neighbour A debt unpaid for quarter's labour: The judge, whose mind suspended stood, At last decreed the marriage good, And then dismissed them both to pay the fees." From Borbonius: "A thief once consulted a lawyer of note, How best to ensure from the halter his throat. Said the sage, as he pocketed gravely his fee, 'Run away if you can, and perhaps you'll be free."' On the Law of Custom, founded on fact. From an obscure Albany poet : "A western New-York judge of sterling mental stuff, Of shaven upper lip, of manners coarse and rough, Disdaining all such foppery as clean apparel, Th' offending youth because he sported a mustache, – The bashful but deserving youth blushed deep at this, With each degree of latitude in which you tarry; A New-York judge takes pride in keeping free from dirt — The next seven are from "Recreation for Ingenious Head-Pieces, or a Pleasant Grove for their Wits to Walk in," etc. London, 1667:· "Loquax, to hold thy tongue would do thee wrong, For thou wouldst be no man but for thy tongue." "If Lawyers had for Term a tearm of war, Souldiers would be as rich as Lawyers are; But here's the difference 'tween Guns and Gowns, These take good Angels, th' other take crackt Crowns." "Our Civil Law doth seem a Royal thing, It hath more titles than the Spanish king; "A lusty old gown-grave, gray-headed Sire, "Law serves to keep disordered men in aw, "To go to Law I have no maw, For I shall lack suits to my back, Upon Anne's marriage with a Lawyer : "Anne is an Angel - what if so she be? What is an Angel but a Lawyer's fee?" The next twenty-six are from Owen's Latin Epigrams: "If happy's he who knows of things the cause, How happy thou Cause-Pleader with Applause." "Lawyers are prudent, provident beside; For prudently they for Themselves provide." "Physicians and Lawyers in their Trade Are like, their gain of others' loss is made: "A man lies with a Wife, which is his own, "No Terms determine, no Vacations vain, "Rome had one God, called Terminus of old; But Westminster more Terms than one doth hold." To the Lord Chancellor :— "Lest Force, the greatest Enemy to Law, "Thou pleadest for thyself, not client; he "Pontilian, thee Christ'pher sues at Law; To a Lawyer: "Part of thy Life thou to thy wife dost give, Part to thy Client: When to thyself wilt live?" "Thou shalt not steal, this Law's for Lawyers writ: Thou shalt not kill, this for Physician's fit." |