Abs. Well, Jack, we have both tasted the bitters, as well as the sweets of love; with this difference only, that you always prepared the bitter cup for yourself, while I Lyd. Was always obliged to me for it, hey! Mr. Modesty? But come, no more of that-our happiness is now as unalloyed as general. Jul. Then let us study to preserve it so: and while Hope pictures to us a flattering scene of future bliss, let us deny its pencil those colours which are too bright to be lasting. -When hearts deserving happiness would untie their fortunes, Virtue would crown them with an unfading garland of modest hurtless flowers; but ill-judging Passion will force the gaudier rose into the wreath, whose thorn offends them when its leaves are dropped! [Exeunt omnes. EPILOGUE By the Author SPOKEN BY MRS. BULKLEY LADIES, for you—I heard our poet say— Through all the drama-whether damn'd or not- D'ye doubt?—The world's great stage shall prove it true." Will sup abroad; but first he'll ask his wife : Then with each toast he sees fair bumpers swim, Nay, I have heard that statesinen-great and wise— Nor with less awe, in scenes of humbler life, Early from radiant Love's impartial light Steals one small spark to cheer this world of night: Dear spark! that oft through winter's chilling woes Is all the warmth his little cottage knows! The wandering tar, who not for years has press'd, The widow'd partner of his day of rest, On the cold deck, far from her arms removed, The soldier, fairly proud of wounds and toil, But ye more cautious, ye nice-judging few, Though friends to love-ye view with deep regret ST. PATRICK'S DAY; OR, THE SCHEMING LIEUTENANT A FARCE DRAMATIS PERSONÆ AS ORIGINALLY ACTED AT COVENT-GARDEN THEATRE IN 1775 ACT I. SCENE I. LIEUTENANT O'CONNOR'S Lodgings. Enter SERJEANT TROUNCE, CORPORAL FLINT, and four Soldiers. I Sol. I say you are wrong; we should all speak together, each for himself, and all at once, that we may be heard the better. 2 Sol. Right, Jack, we'll argue in platoons. 3 Sol. Ay, ay, let him have our grievances in a volley, and if we be to have a spokesman, there's the corporal is the lieutenant's countryman, and knows his humour. Flint. Let me alone for that. I served three years, within a bit, under his honour, in the Royal Inniskillions, and I never will see a sweeter tempered gentleman, nor one more free with his purse. I put a great shammock in his hat this morning, and I'll be bound for him he'll wear it, was it as big as Steven's Green. 4 Sol. I say again then you talk like youngsters, like militia striplings: there's a discipline, look'ee in all things, whereof the serjeant must be our guide; he's a gentleman of words; he understands your foreign lingo, your figures, and such like auxiliaries in scoring. Confess now for a reckoning, whether in chalk or writing, ben't he your only man? Flint. Why the serjeant is a scholar to be sure, and has the gift of reading. Trounce. Good soldiers, and fellow-gentlemen, if you make me your spokesman, you will show the more judgment; and let me alone for the argument. I'll be as loud as a drum, and point blank from the purpose. All. Agreed, agreed. Flint. Oh, faith! here comes the lieutenant.-Now, Serjeant. Trounce. So then, to order.-Put on your mutiny looks; every man grumble a little to himself, and some of you hum the Deserter's March. Enter LIEUTENANT O'Connor. O'Con. Well, honest lads, what is it you have to complain of? Sol. Ahem! hem! Trounce. So please your honour, the very grievance of the matter is this :-ever since your honour differed with Justice Credulous, our inn-keepers use us most scurvily. By my halbert, their treatment is such, that if your spirit was willing to put up with it, flesh and blood could by no means agree; so we humbly petition that your honour would make an end of the matter at once, by running away with the justice's daughter, or else get us fresh quarters,— hem! hem! O'Con. Indeed! Pray which of the houses use you ill? I Sol. There's the Red Lion an't half the civility of the old Red Lion. 2 Sol. There's the White Horse, if he wasn't casehardened, ought to be ashamed to show his face. O'Con. Very well; the Horse and the Lion shall answer for it at the quarter sessions. Trounce. The two Magpies are civil enough; but the Angel uses us like devils, and the Rising Sun refuses us light to go to bed by. O'Con. Then, upon my word, I'll have the Rising Sun put down, and the Angel shall give security for his good behaviour; but are you sure you do nothing to quit scores with them? Flint. Nothing at all, your honour, unless now and then we happen to fling a cartridge into the kitchen fire, or put a spatterdash or so into the soup; and sometimes Ned drums up and down stairs a little of a night. O'Con. Oh, all that's fair; but hark'ee, lads, I must have no grumbling on St. Patrick's Day; so here, take this, and divide it amongst you. But observe me now,-show yourselves men of spirit, and don't spend sixpence of it in drink. Trounce. Nay, hang it, your honour, soldiers should never bear malice; we must drink St. Patrick's and your honour's health. All. Oh, damn malice! St. Patrick's and his honour's by all means. |